caution magazine

billy mays here.

done, and done.

straight to the point....STOP SNITCHING. Whatever happened to being a man? everyone wants to do the crime but as soon as the fucking party ends and the cops are knocking at the door nobody can handle the consiquences. BOTTOMLINE: YOU ARE A GROWN. ASS. MAN., so shut the FUCK up, seriously. my house has been raided twice this week. no joke. everyone fucking knows you've been opening your mouth, so how are you gonna get salty when mother fuckers harrass you. get you fired from your job. threaten you or people around you. stop calling the police and tell them your scared for your life, if your fucking faggot guido slick back hair having ass just played stupid you wouldnt be in half the trouble your in now. YOU ARE A SNITCH. LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON THE FUCKING EARTH. didnt your fucking daddy teach you better? obviously not. just had to rant real quick. yes this is directed towards you qbyrd

when the twat looks like a busted ravioli

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