to be honest i dont give a fuck about this but see the thing you must realise is that on this "internet" anyone can talk shit incessently to or about anyone else and no one can do anything about it.
ok buy a big piece of canvas from a craft store, buy lengths of framing type wood in the right size, make your frame (be sure to put some support in the middle aswell) now stretch your canvas over the frame and use a nail gun to hold it on, EASY AS
yeh word to what eternal_urge said just fill ya self up with cans then pretend your messaging on your phone or talking or something if you pretend like your messaging you can walk slower and also avoid having the balls move, also if there is a camera in the paint aisle find out what aisles dont have cameras and walk down one
sorry i havnt been online in ages ok first of how long have you beenw riting sone secondly how do you know your better than me i havent posted on this site in atleast 2 months