yo im not gonna lie kid the NYC vandal squad is building a case against against you right now, they fingerprinted your broom!
its all good i got arrested drunk as fuck (first problem) going around with like some horrible homemde mop, we got away from a security guard then decided to go back because we thought my boy lost his wallet (turns out it was in his car) the jakes were called while we were gone and while the guy was giving the report he saw us walking back and we all got maced the fuck out n spent 2 nights locked up because it was the weekend. the best part was hearing my boy scream at the cops wasted telling them he wrote some hillariously terrible made up name, if only i could remember what he said god that shit was hillarious. plus whilst in the drunk tank there was an old homeless dude telling us how he had been trying to get arrested all night becuase it was fuckin freezing outside and he gets fed overnight, dude pissed on a hartford cop car outside a 24hr gas station so they fuckin hog tied his ass! ended up that the guy who called the boys never followed up and we all got off with 100% nothing.