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Tavaruawon

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  1. Diar DTC/KYT - for quantity Chez GL/LORDS - for quality
  2. Fuck that, they used to bump KMEL jams for us in Santa Rita. That or some R&B/Soul, that make you miss your woman type shit. They'd play it over the coms system most of the day. And if they had the radio off- all these motherfuckers would be bangin' on bunkbeds to make beats, and some of us would usually start freestyling in the corner. Jail was never silent, that's fasho.
  3. Reading comprehension is a valuable skill to have. Got me quoting my own damn self. I don't spin club/top 40. Leave that to those fucks using Serato, this Homie don't play that shit. :cool:
  4. :rolleyes: Moral of the story; music does a mind, body and soul good. I feel it's vital to good mental and physical health. I have a lot of written materials to back this up but it's late and I have shit to do at 3 am. I'll get back to ya. ;) Peace
  5. The fuuuuck? lol, please, despite the flavor of my last few posts, this nigga isn't here to entertain you. The simple fact of the matter is that I truly don't care how hurt you might be over the state of the music industry these days- that's all on you. These tight pants of mine are rollin' solo out to Monterey to camp and catch some swell. I just got this new waterproof case for my ipod. I'll be listening to great music the entire time I'm getting fucking tubed this AM. Maybe I'll think of you while I'm all wet and frosty at the beach this morn. Or maybe I'll get eaten by a shark, never know. Shaka. Peace
  6. LOL thats fucking money. To kill a mockingbird ass nigga.
  7. You'd probably have an easy time ramming that thick skull of yours through a wall. You win though. May your pathetic life be completely void of good music as long as you live. Lazy fuck. Everything good 'sposed to be handed to you on a silver platter? Those days are gone kiddo. Inspiration waits around every corner. Up to you to find and utilize it. I got mines, and I'm content with the shitty music I listen to. As are the hundreds of people I DJ for on a weekend to weekend basis. I'd send you a mix, but I'm afraid of teh negapropz! Noo! Peace
  8. WHAT LIKE PEARL JAM? Fuck. No wonder you're so fucking unhappy with life. I ain't trying to diagnose your personal issues. However, unless you do do some digging, you aint really gonna' find anything good these days. It is out there, but it's up to you to find it. Not feeling that? Then you're lazy so quit bitching. You know the radio aint finna do music any kind of justice these days. /Dr phil
  9. I used to find a lot of good vinyl in the dumpsters of the bay. Back in my more broke days, anyways. If you can't think of any good music to come out since '00... you need help. Sounding like my motherfucking grandma and shit. Considering my vast, and elaborately stacked record collection you'd be hard pressed to say that the music I listen to is garbage. About a quarter of my collection is '00 and later. You need a beer. Edit- in hindsight, you probably could find something to hate about every vinyl I own. That's just you though, morose.
  10. :confused: You morose motherfucker you. Bro, you just aint lookin' in the right places. It is out there.
  11. I dunno how you all are finna get faded off this shit. I put back a couple of these and only feel a slight buzz. I guess that's what I get for being an alchy with a high tolerance.
  12. Tavaruawon

    art.

    Shit still sucked. I can't appreciate anything about it really.
  13. Re: am i trippin :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:
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    .poetry.

    I wrote this poem about fucking my friends mom. Bit a couple of the lines, but whatevs. It was something I gave to him for his birthday and he thought it was funny. We tight like that. So its about time I've gotta clear my mind Man I need to tell ya' some shit See I've been bangin' an elephant Mostly from behind, good thats off my chest And the fact that we wuz once best friends Lets pretend its irrelevant- The decision wasnt very intelligent So I boned ya' moms for the hell of it Dude it aint my fault she screwed me like a Dewault- Three in the mornin' while you and pops was snorin' The Chardonnay was pourin- outta the blue, bitch said- "Cody, I'm old and lonely, its true, so come over here and hold me" Her jive was corny, old ladies barely alive and horny The temptress begged and pleaded, bitch was relentless Got down on her knees- it was dick that she needed Way too easy yet eager to please me Plus, I could use a good releasing So I sat back thinkin' and drinkin' Her twats probably ran through, cold and moldy Like sailing in a sea of cheese, mildew and STD's And what the fuck is that stinkin'? So under the robe and onto her boobies I felt Realized it was her booty that smelt Cock got soft and I backed up off her- "Bitch please! Douche that cooch with some Summers Eve!" Shits getting wierd as I'm sippin' my beer I'm about to leave- she made an offer I could barely concieve "It's urgent I just want to be close to a virgin. I can play nurse and you can be my surgeon" Common sense left me, I looked up and said- "Girrrl, I think ya' sexy and I'll toss your posture like a monster if you let me. You know the next best thing to resting is sloppy-wet-sex and wrestling. Your snatch is hot stock skyrocketing and I feel like investing." So I'm steady stickin' my dick off in this bitches thick lips Breastfeedin, hot and heavy- she's wet and ready Flopping like a fish, looking hella rediculous Already getting sick of this slut- Pulled out of her butt and popped one off on her gut Godamn shit was vicious and wrong! "Alright no more fuckin', stick with the suckin'" Bobbin on my schlong Bitch got me off three times During just one Akon song Still slap happy with my cock in her lap She looked up from my jock and smiled- "Whats next big pappy?" "Biiiitch! Its six oclock in the morning' I can't do no more and my balls are about empty. Whats next? Shit its tempting. Fetch me some breakfast whore, then you can have whats left of me. I'm sore and you look tore up so I think we better play gently."
  15. Re: am i trippin Wait, you didn't seem to get it. I was calling the original fucking poster a faggot. His actions clearly warranted this. I quoted that .gif because its halarious. I probably could have been a bit more tactful in my ways, however I blame it on the Henny. BAN HAMMITH SPARE ME!!!
  16. Tavaruawon

    art.

    I agree wholeheartedly with ya' on this one. Fuck.
  17. N. Cali heads, check it- Eek-A-Mouse is playing a free show from 5:30pm until 9ish this Thursday in San Jose. Google it for more detailed info. It is free, and in a park. Eek puts on a fucking dope show, so don't miss it. Peace.
  18. Dement wets the panties. Fresh fill on the Jurne. We'll see how long before toys diss that,... fucking spot gets hated on.
  19. *pokes this thread with a sharp stick* .... ..... ...... Nooope.
  20. Re: Don't Call it Frisco Plantrees! And these handstyles... Goooood god.
  21. hahahaaa! Knew that nigga was a toy!
  22. Re: am i trippin Fucking yah bro! That hella sucks, when you get some broads number and she's like 'stab me' and you're like 'im fucking gay woman' .... yeah.. faggot.
  23. Tavaruawon

    art.

    Wow :scrambled: This is really, really cool.
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