I guess i will contribute to this wonderful thread. This is kinda a dickhead move on my part, fuck it though, this bitch is crazy and in prison at the moment anyways. About 7 or 8 years ago. Started dating this lebanese bitch in high school, took her virginity, had a kid with her, the whole nine yards.. Anyways one afternoon we had some friends over for drinks, blunts and lines of oxy and she wanted to head to the bathroom to fuck. We get down to business on the bathroom floor, so i'm hittin' it from behind and within my reach inside the cabinet under the sink is a bottle of suppositories and I had this brilliant idea to slide one of them puppys up her ass, she had no idea. Anyways, fucking is over, get dressed and head back to where the party's at, everything's good. Minutes pass & she decides to head out with one of her friends. She calls me about an hour later telling me she was just at the mall and had to RUN to the bathroom, thats when i broke the news to her. She didn't care one bit & though it was funny at the time.
"Shitty" story oh well, move along.