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Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

do i give a fuck that you don't have an ipod?

i seriously hope this shit isn't just so they can announce that they finally got the beatles catalogue, it better be new ipod or better yet, the new OS, right?

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/09/liveblogging-to.html what do you think it means? new awesome touchscreen ipod? how excited are you faggots for this?

do you know he's gay cause you caught him in the sack with your dude?

lol no wei jose?

Re: Bonk my snorkle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

..what about tranny porn.... is that not straighter than regular porn? cause it's a girl, and a dude with tits right? so it's really a girl doing it with another girl, with a big ol' dick.....ya dig? /notranny lovin'

not to gay up this thread even more, BUT, if it's not gay to jerk off then it shouldn't be gay if you suck your own dick right? cause i mean, it's you....?

i can be anything you want me to be cupcake, you just have to Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination Take a look And you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin With a spin Traveling in The world of my creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it?

Re: Bonk my snorkle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

surprise me?

why not make it a whole fist?

cause i'm a sassy little girl?

dear job seekers, i have started a company and need employees to be paid 30k a year, why don't you come visit me at my office/basement one night? creepin' behind yo shoulder, torqstar

who cares about your life?

12oz okay for me, your computer sucks? it's probably not a mac.

don't you mean, what wouldn't i do?

what if you could talk to the trees and convince them to fight in a big battle for middle earth and you would ride on their shoulder or whatever while they'd stomp fools and shit?

i'm trying to get xp on a vista machine, i reboot with the cd in the machine but the estoopid thing always takes me right into the log in screen, nothing like "do you want to something something Y or N" am i supposed to hold a key down or something?

Re: Bonk my snorkle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

i'm a real OG, i remember when 12oz used to look like this

Re: Bonk my snorkle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

dear caligula, don't fall for it, his AC will mysteriously breakdown for no reason and he will trick you into taking your clothes off to keep cool.....in his bed. concerned citizen against teh ghey aktibitiez -Torque

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread a cute gay guy that takes it in the butt for 220.