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Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

if we got drunk, would you try to lure me into bed? if not, why not?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol seriously what the fuck? and she probably has more loot than him. dude looks like he got sprayed with a low power shotgun on face.

can i send you $5.00 for your used toilet paper?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

it involves giving me money, do you want to give me money?

do you want to know how you can lose 30 pounds in 30 days AND get paid for it?

no, please continue. just kidding?

i hope so, and i hope i get my big ball, so this can happen to it?

why can't i have one big ball instead of two normal ones?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread lol stupid texan you can't have fruit as your girlfriend.

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

do you have crusted sperm in yours?

are you a rhinestone cowboy?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol /yespedo

is this what you want?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

i've been having a boner for nothing, 2 skus 8 gb and 16 gb 8: 299 16: 399 shipping these this month. what the fuck?! i need about 5 16's to fit all of my awesome music, plus another one for my pornoez lolz fuck you steve jobs?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol

it's the same as the iphone pretty much? i hope the price won't be.

10:30 AM (wait for it) But, we're not done yet. Far from it. when we introduced the iphone, we said it was the best ipod ever. and users agreed with us. people have been asking us when we bring this to the ipod. we're going to do it today. new ipod. looks just like an iphone. ipod touch. same size screen as iphone, even thinner. 8 mm thin. we think it's one of the seven onders of the world. multi touch fuck yes, who wants to lend me 400 D's?

Re: Bite my ankle with this big old potato. Hard. No habla espanol