vanfullofretards

Honestly romero, just take some time and read through this thread. What anyone is going to say to you has already been posted in here. quick tips tho, - keep pushing yourself to go farther, faster - keep a mental record of what you've done - if you're going to run I'd stay away from eating a meal at least an hour prior to your run - The more you switch it up, the less likely you'll get bored with working out - If you're going to lift weights, eat a steak or some meat /nohomo right after you lift - fish oil capsules and multivitamins are cheap and very, very good for you - Don't worry about workout schemes. Have one, but don't worry about if it's the right one for you. It's as simple as... the more you lift/workout/run the more you'll get out of it. - And yes, lift until failure

FUCK! Are mom jeans about to be in fashion? I fucking hope not.

A lady around here a couple years ago was texting and driving and a semi turned right onto the road in front of her, she didn't see it and rear ended it at full speed (45mph+) Supposedly it took her head clean off, but the cellphone stayed in her hand.

Suki

I like a girl that can squat her body weight. Fuck all those soft bitches.

Drue... whats that flame-throwing car drifting pic from? It looks like someone is remaking Running Man

Take out battery?

How important is it to keep track of your sodium intake? I don't use a lot of salt or eat a lot of salty foods, but it's in almost everything. 1Tbsp of soy sauce has about half your daily allowance!

HOly shit! That .gif is fuckin crazy!!!

Everybody knows there's 500 branches on an evergreen

So the one I have is like... $300?

Come on guys, leave Britney alone.

trolldad

DUMBEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME CAME FROM THAT DAY... I was done shooting the shotgun and ask this girl who was with us if she wants to shoot it She goes... "No, I'm vegetarian" ...WHAT?!

We were shooting these guns the other day on my friends farm Can anyone give me a rough value on that Winchester lever action 30-30 on the bottom? It works fine, that's all I know about it.

Oh, you like Tosh.0 too?

SWEEP THE LEGS!

^Not nonsense

haha moogle you stupid

Drinking a beer, Watching Trainspotting.