Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear caligula,
congrats on breaking personal records! someone has to sex the fluffy girls.
-yinz
dear lil wayne,
even though you are going to jail i am assuming you will still release 415 mixtapes next year.
-yinz
ps... ill send you a postcard soaked in liquid lsd if you want, but i expect a shout out in a song pending your release.