i remember one time when bigdork and i were skateboarding down this hill to go to the park and there was this big crack in the street, i tried to warn him but he wasn't paying attention because i think he was slamming a 2 liter of dew, or maybe a boston cream or something, anyway, he fell so hard and just slid on the tar and almost cried. so we had to go back to his apartment so he could get cleaned up. that was funny.