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    The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

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    Interesting coincidence topic there in the ol general discussion thread. I’ve been thinking a lot about life and how absurd it is really. I used to be pretty heavy into existentialism philosophy literature a long time ago early college (fucking typical hipster nonsense lol) but I swear it’s all come full circle. Shit was just cool and fancy to me back then but I been thinking a lot about re-reading all of my old books cause I seem to have forgotten how ridiculous life is with getting older and pretending to be a adult taking over. We are in control of very little at the end of the day. A lot less it seems today even. I remember taking a lot of comfort in the belief that only what you think matters, matters, but it doesn’t really in the end. Everyone would be so much more chill if we all got it. Here for a good time not a long time. Don’t hurt people. Enjoy the small shit whatever it is that makes the absurdity of it all seem a little less and fuck everything else. 

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    I put “12 Ounce Prophet” into a text-to-image AI generator and this is what I got

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    22 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

    The hotpot one works fine for me. 

     

    I believe @NightmareOnElmStreetwas one of the pro hot tub guys, so I went with Freddy Krueger farting in a hot tub:

     

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    But I don't want @Dark_Knightto feel left out so I also did Japanese men in hot springs catching a disease:

     

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    Wtf is this thread and where did it come from lolol. I am DEFINITELY pro hot tub anything my dawg. Been obsessed with them since a yout. 

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    The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

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    2 hours ago, morton said:

    Thanksgiving is today. It used to be my favorite holiday, a chance to get together with family and friends but without the commercial side of Christmas.

    Over the years it has become less of an ordeal, society has revisited it in political and cultural framing, which is fair enough as far as it goes but I would rather see the holiday itself evolve keeping the positive and dropping the bullshit  instead of just fading. 

    On the personal side my family is more dead, old and fractured than it used to be and my social network is much smaller and threaded thin. I will not be attending a dinner this year, instead I will be traveling to Puerto Rico for a weeks break.

    At any rate, happy Thanksgiving everybody! I am sure that some of us are still having the old drive out, get stuffed and smoke a bowl in the backyard with your cousin type of day.

     

    Enjoy your trip fam! 

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    The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

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    On 11/21/2023 at 4:55 PM, SMdoubleXL said:

    One of the the things that no one warned me about as the aging process continues- is that the feeling of feeling old is enhanced dramatically in the presence of your doctors that are your child’s age. 

    These mf’s young as shit now days and most are just np’s. Annnnnd if you can even get IN TO SEE ONE LOL. It’s all one giant joke man. 

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    The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

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    On 11/15/2023 at 5:24 PM, mr.yuck said:

    Listening in on other people's conversations is probably the most entertaining shit ever. 

     

    I was painting two freshly remodeled bathrooms at some 83 year old guys house today. He made mention of the master bathroom and then quickly was like "oh crap, you're not supposed to call it that any more. I guess I mean the primary bathroom." I was sitting there thinking to myself "wow that's cool. Old ass white dudes making social progress or whatever." Wrong. He immediately followed that up with "nah. I'm gonna keep saying it anyway." Then later that day he doubled down and started referring to the hall bath as the 'slave bath'. 

     

    I don't find that shit overly offensive due to his age, but I don't find shit like that mildly amusing either. So he asked me if I could paint 2 more bedrooms and a hallway. Normally I would tell people like him 'no' but I also feel like I should take as much of his money as possible. Am I the asshole?

    Slave bath lololol!!!!

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    The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

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    2 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

    Damnit @NightmareOnElmStreetdo you not have coverage through your business insurance? Now you got me second guessing my own coverage.

    First went through auto. Fucking literal joke that was. Then homeowners, closer to the mark but still off by a couple racks. Waiting on business that the homie had to remind me about cause I’m an idiot. Problem is my business insurance is super bogus. Company’s changed hands several times last couple of years and they’re near impossible to get ahold of. Fuckin place has been billing me for 2 years while also simultaneously saying my policy was cancelled lol. They even sent me an audit early in the year for like 13k [facepalm] anyways I submitted a claim and will find out soon but yeah dude. Everything’s a joke rn I’m just happy to be above ground y’dig. 

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    ⚠️ GAME: True or False

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    3 minutes ago, fat ralphy said:

    True - people out there looking like hobos aint right. 

     

    Tpbm came to 12oz for Brickslayers and ended up in the love affair with Channel Zero. 

    Definitely false lol. Straight to the zero. 
     

    Tpbm has had to deal with the mind bottling of owning a puppy.

    a tranny gave me a handjob last night

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    On 11/3/2023 at 8:04 PM, LUGR said:


    Why don’t you claw anymore? That was kind of your thing.

    It was a phase like any other I reckon. Twisted teas, then truly, the white claws but I was always in between my shit beers primarily high life or Busch. And god dammit ain’t nothin wrong with a good old fashioned BL I love that it became so hated amongst the gay haters to hate on. What a ridiculous stance, lololol. 

    SMASH OR TRASH?

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    1 hour ago, Mercer said:

    What's more /prohomo™?

    1. dome from a really hot trans lady that passes, but you know she's trans?
    2. or dome from a natural born woman that looks & sounds like she's a dude?

    Asking for a friend.

    Definitely #1. If you know a mf is a dude by birth and you still get funky that shut is what it is. Ain’t no maybes about it lolol. Nuttin wrong wit’it if that’s your thing but it’s 100% still g to the a y. There’s this trans chick that I play pool with on a regular basis and it’s starting to get a smidge odd cause she be slide shouldering me and lurkin hella close. In another world life I’d probably let her smd but I’d be real brolicious about it just to prove I’m not down lololol. Just to clarify on my lingo. Slide shouldering is when a mf hits you with the friendly kinda Pat on the shoulder but they like leave that shit there and slowly pull it away like a sneak finesse. 

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