Tuff Tone

someone i once knew has the same birthday

why did the ''I'm starving for attention thread get closed'' I think thats bullshit :mad:

i just wasted 4 minutes and im not sure how many seconds of my life

you haven't? I have

is your mom?

this is funny i love tis one :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

its not old skool is it?

I'm not sure

i just hit your props button but i don't see a new square

thats funny you chose those pants cuz for real, no bullshit thats what i got on lol

that was sweet i would have thought it might be a terrorist attack

i cant believe conan is taking over for leno in 2010

i think kimmel is funny

conon is wack anyway

yeah some of them shows were pretty wack without the writers

lucky bastards how hot does it get in the summer? hot as fuck i bet

thanks for rubbing it in earmuffs just to let you know i see the light snow now

ah damn i cant find those pics of the sun and snow and all that but its 30f here in detroit light snow it says but i dont see any

pretty crazy shit they got a whole book on this stuff

haha funny

any of you heard of this Its about how dumb people kill them selves (9 December 2007, Indiana) Russell, 19, had a grudge against a semi truck abandoned on a rural property. And Russell was not the silent, brooding type. He was a man of action. He built a gunpowder/propane tank bomb, attached a timer, and planted it in the moldering truck. He retreated to a distant vantage point and waited for the fireworks. And waited. And waited, until he could wait no more. No boom? This was not right. Why was nothing happening? Russell approached the stubbornly intact truck--just in time for a close look at a cloud of rapidly expanding incandescent gas. Apparently the truck had a grudge against Russell, too. Detectives found bomb-making materials at Russell's mobile home, and believe he was responsible for two explosions the night before his death, one at the mobile home park and another at a hobby shop. Although Russell will be missed, we are all a bit safer now. (10 December 2007, Russia) As a child, Sergei promised his grandmother, "I will establish for you the elixir of immortality! I want you to live forever." As an adult, we find Sergei sitting in his college biology class, licking potassium cyanide off his palm. He had found the magic elixir: swallow poisons daily, to strengthen his body and protect him from death. He regularly consumed small quantities of toxic mushrooms, arsenic, and cyanide salts, and urged others to join him during daring night-time excursions. "I shall not die," he said. "I have long drank poison, and my body today, nothing can kill." After swallowing the KCN, he began to feel ill, and asked his comrades to fetch him some water. But instead of drinking plain water, he dissolved the rest of the cyanide powder in it, and consumed the solution. Sergei was an intelligent 18-year-old, interested in chemistry and anatomy. He earned "a gold medal" and was "easily accepted into two universities, the Medical Academy and the Ural State University." But Sergei's scientific premise was flawed. Instead of immortality, he had discovered the elixir of mortality. He suffered convulsions, slipped into a coma, and died without regaining consciousness. His father called Sergei a gifted chemist who died for the sake of science. Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two Feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate While trying to retrieve his car keys. > > > > Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who > often bragged He was "totally-zoned when he ran" -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot High cliff on his daily workout. > Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for Protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach Used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. > Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the Ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the Long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed Into the base of his skull as he hit the floor. > Fourth Place: Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with Friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four cartridges Into his mouth and pull the trigger. > Third Place: After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the Front door, a man walked into H & J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the Store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing At the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a Hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a Clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and Fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Crime Scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The Subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds From seven different weapons. No one else was hurt. > HONORABLE MENTION: Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just Driving around at 2 A.M. So they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out The window to create some excitement. Apparently they failed to notice the Window was closed. > > > > RUNNER UP: Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends > when one of Them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in The middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men Trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the Midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee Rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that A coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's Leg and tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the Cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived His fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located. > > > > AND THE 2007 WINNER IS... > > Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his > constipated > > Elephant 22 doses of a animal laxative and more than a bushel of > berries, > > Figs and prunes, before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got > relief. > > Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give > the ailing > > Elephant an olive oil enema when the beast suddenly unloaded. The > sheer > > Force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. > Riesfeldt to the > > Ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant > continued to > > Evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one > of those > > freak accidents that once again proves..."Shit happens!"

uhhhhhhhh wrong choice of words buddy