Mauler5150

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I woke up crook as a dog today. Caught the fucking flu. I feel a little better now, but this was seriously placing my weekend away in jeopardy.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Cosigned! I was bored as shit without it!

I just got the news that I am supplying a bottle of vodka for the garbage bin punch for the Rotto trip on Friday. Should be rather fun if I can get over this fucking flu.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Cosigned on that.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I had the worst sleep last night. Hot and cold flushes, have the worst fucking flu imaginable. Sleeping in 2 hour blocks shivering from overheating isn't fun. My body aches, I have been taking all the flu drugs I have here, this is just bullshit.

Are you back in Perth tango?

Totally a bitch drink but ask the ladies how pineapple juice affects the taste of your man paste. Trust me on this. I remember back in my Bacardi days, trying that shit with pineapple juice, then going out and having a chick give me her Malilbu mix.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah some gubbament shit is right. Well I was meant to be there at 12:45pm, half an hour before my scheduled interview as there was some sort of test I was meant to do. So me knowing the city, I get there around 12:10pm, and then proceed to wait in this one room for ages, then in the office entry for even longer, and finally get to sit the test at 1:20pm. So I do this test, which was just analysing the significant points as if I was writing a bulletin for the minister to read. I think I went a little overboard, as she only wanted 3/4 of a page and I wrote a page and a hlaf, but she left me there longer than a half an hour. Then the verbal interview, I killed it in relation to workplace communication questions, also did all right on policy implications but my damn theory questions I blew it. I just drew a mental blank at one scenario they posed to me, but I think I did enough throughout the rest of the interview to hopefully score the gig. I find out in 3 weeks, and if I get it, they are flexible in allowing me to start anytime between asap and next Feb, so I can travel if I want. If I score it (and therefore know what my future income will be) I might head to the states and drink with some of you other Team Alco members. How does that sound?

Malibu an pineapple juice is the shit if you are drinking with a girl and are getting a bj later!! Hahaha!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I have a job interview to go to. Apparently it takes 2 hours. Gonna be fun

Awesome shirt there IOU!! I'm gonna have to get me one made!! Some1, smash then dash. Bitch looks like a psycho Winnie Cooper.

Sounds liek you are having fun tango. Keep it up.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Gahh, fucken net is going slow as I have exceeded my cap once again. I knew I should have set my torrent scheduler....

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Didn't Bloodklot get like 100 posts in a day?

Damn, this thing is at 34 pages already!! That is sick! And you better be drinking cheap generic vodka at your age, so when you are older you can remember the days of drinking shit and appreciate the good stuff you drink as you get older.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I have the wickedest heartburn right now. Damn chinese food I had for tea last night (3 meat an rice), was tasy as anything, but the effects are fucking killing me!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I was gonna say pee in her butt, but why haven't you smashed yet? Just try putting it in her butt for starters, if you really are 'her baby' she would let you do it. That is my advice. Or even better yet get her to make a porn with you because as she thinks you will be together forever so you wouldn't show your friends a video of 'your baby'. Edit: by friends, I mean putting a link to the vid on 12oz.:lol::lol:

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Yeah, but how did he get them in in the first place? I am fascinated. What movie/scene is this from?

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Whoa, how the fuck did he put his balls in her ass? That is amazing. Anyone have the full scene?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Awesome! Thankyou mate!!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread What happened to your MS paint thread defy? I was looking forward to what you could do to my name.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Youse are nutters. Seriously.

Damn AB. 12 hours on a Saturday!! You must be making hell coin!!

Well you had how many Team Alco members on your trip? I expect you to go thru a lot of beer mate.

Cheaters is an awesome show to watch while you sink beer I reckon!! I reckon that show is hell good!