Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear iraq,
you are a desert. and knowing that i figure youd always be warm. you snowed on me the other night, and i was cold. my balls were like little frozen peas. and for that i hate you.
you bastard.
-gf
theres a few people on here that i really enjoy reading what they say.
the im in ur/orly thread. that one picture koh posted with the mexican guy that said "im n ur country....takin ur yobz" or some thing to that effect. was that this year?
what year was porkchop?
bloodfart we could have fun. youre a gay black man when you drink.
im a russian kgb guy.
odd situations would arise and you would be all chill with it.
i would get violent because thats what the kgb does.
someone would get hurt. it would be spectacular.
then we would giggle.
back home i eat there once a week.
the day before i left texas i had 5.
off day. i usually can put 6 down, maybe 7.
i am going to die in mcdonalds.
and i am content with that.
besides thats pretty fucking close to the american dream anyway.
i miss hannah barbara cartoons
because the stuff they put out now a days is shit. how am i supposed to veg out on the couch, hungover and watch dragonballz all day?
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear randomhero,
you get no homebrew. and im sure youd love some.
and i get no tamales. and id love some.
life is not fair my friend. not fair at all.
feeling your pain
-godforbid we get some fucking beer and tamales
i miss the alien lizards.
they are splendid little creatures.
i kill them in my mind.
when im drunk.
no drunkeness.
no alien lizards.
part of me IS dying.
i think i need to temporarily trade my membership to team alco to team sleep. seeing as though i cant drink for 15 months. at least thats what they say.