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The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work

Crowded House - Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather the Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather take The Weather, The Weather With You everywhere You Go You Always Take The Weather With You ....

still nothing

scissorhands you say, mmmmmmmmm..... No, its no good,I'm a witless fuck.

It would have been even funnier if that last mexican had managed to grab the prick and drag him out through his cab window by his curly fuck'n wig while smashing his hipster glasses through his face. His fellow would-be employes would then appear from the bushes and proceed to kick whats left of his jewish nose into the back of his skull. Then, leaving the scence in his cab, they would all ride upfront.

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Hole-in-the-floor gang tunnel their way to $65m in used notes ANDREW DOWNIE IN RECIFE AN AUDACIOUS gang of robbers tunnelled their way into the vault of a branch of Brazil's Central Bank and escaped with more than £37 million in cash. Police have launched a nationwide manhunt for the robbers who committed what is thought to be the biggest heist in Brazilian history. The sheer volume of notes taken weighed 3.5 tons and the gang of between six and ten men are believed to have spent the best part of the weekend moving the cash out of the bank's massive safe and into getaway lorries, according to experts quoted in the Brazilian press. "It's like something out of a film," said João Batista Paiva Santana, a local federal police chief. Bank officials in the northern city of Fortaleza discovered the robbery early on Monday morning when they returned to their offices after the weekend break. The bank closed at 6pm on Friday night and reopened at 8am on Monday when officials making their routine checks were stunned to find huge holes in the floor and wall and the cash gone. News reports suggest the criminals began planning the heist three months ago when they rented a property close to the bank and opened a false business selling and fitting natural and artificial grass. From there, they burrowed four metres into the ground and then dug a 80-metre long tunnel that took them directly under the bank's strongroom. Then they dug upwards and somehow used drills and cutting equipment to fashion a hole in the two-metre thick walls of concrete and reinforced steel. Once inside the safe they found a huge stack of banknotes that had been delivered for safekeeping and which were to be reviewed by tellers to see if they were still usable. The bank routinely checks the notes, pale-brown coloured 50 reais, to see which are in good enough condition to be put back into circulation through banks, cash machines and businesses, and which are too tattered and frayed and must be burned. Because the revision process had not yet started the serial numbers of the stolen currency are unknown and there is believed to be little chance of identifying the notes. Police said the robbery was highly sophisticated and had been carried out by experienced professionals who had planned far in advance. The tunnel, for example, was reinforced with wooden beams and sandbags, illuminated by powerful lights and cooled by fans. Even the false choice of business was carefully made to allow them to shift large quantities of grass and earth out of the building without causing suspicion. The robbers appeared to know the strongroom's 500 square metre floorplan well enough to tunnel up behind the room's five containers, something that gave them a modicum of protection. However, police admitted movement censors and closed- circuit television cameras inside the strongroom failed to function, raising suspicions it was an inside job. Police are refusing to answer questions about the case and Central Bank officials seemed at a loss to explain how they could have been so roundly deceived. Officials at the bank's headquarters in the capital, Brasilia, could not even confirm the amount of money stolen. more links http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...5080900773.html http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2...tent_467715.htm

Oldboy. Best film I've seen in a long time.

MEROJUANA FUN A CLIP CinchedWaist Go fail.. BITCH

The pressing question is, is MEROJUANA a black man stuck in a white mans body.

That 'Sand Lizzard' is talent, right there.

Anything that, that spoilt fuck that lived around the block from me had. Yeah, I was his best friend for a minute, then I got my Mongoose California & that bitch was play'n withhimself.

An OG at work..

Gangsters need friends, thats why thiey is gangsters.

Dont beat yourself up man, thats NOT toy town quality, in my opinion, lose the effects on the nose (the shadow or what ever the fuck its ment to be), in fact, always get the outline right first (wether it be a character or a letter), & remember kids, tricks are for toys.

Whats more disturbing is the collective consciousness that decides "yeah man, I guess a plane probably didnt hit it but... whats for dinner again?"

Along the same lines as talking to plants encourages better growth.

I've moved on with my life! His name is Brad, & he makes more money than you ever did. For christ sake, you never even called me!

SOME GUYS GET ALL THE BRAKES!

I enjoy reading 12 oz and contributing, when its worthy, but I wouldnt want to, nor do I feel the need to meet anyone from Ch-Zero. I'm an outsider.

Arnold was in Kinder Garden Kop. Why they do that shit? It cant be for the $$, kids do strange things to grown men, including making them look like bitches. Now we got Vin Diesel doing the same shit, but he was always an Eastern Bloc Bitch anyways.

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6 Degreees of seperation

Square pushed over the Apex

On a side note, there is actualy no sound in space, (sound needs air to amplify..correct me if I'm wrong) so all those fight scences in space during Star Wars & Star Treck movies will either look Hollywood, or on the flip prety freaky, eps if you kill the volume on acid.