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deterrent

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  1. You should have told me about your resturant, there is a chance I was there.
  2. Give him freshed baked goods for a month, then have a couple drinks with the man and request a crew shout out durring the traffic report!
  3. don't forget the purple pack
  4. It takes no color.. to be no brother.. to have no soul. Dee38 I spent mad time in Paia, Hana, thosand crossings, the abandon shores of the east. More pictures and stories tonight...
  5. No not my house at all, that was my "CRIBS" intro "welcome to my house" Man I can't adjust to this time difference, I can't sleep.
  6. Like you said it's currently land of America, you and I had nothing to do with that, nor did my parents. Everything in america is sold as meat, it's actually how our way of life works...alot of people don't like it. I've never seen the shows you spoke of because I've never had cable, I don't watch TV (expect Law and Order). I as well don't enjoy being classified by someone that has no clue who I am, it's like if I replied saying "holy shit put down the ice pipe fatso". No offence was ment I had a great time, and prolly will return.
  7. Listen rasist. If your upset that i'm posting touristish things sit back.. relax.. in the next couple days I'll show other parts of the island. Perhaps you just don't like the bastardisation of me coming over to play. I did alot of work while I was there to.. I gave and got back much respect.. from all walks.. all races.. and every local I met. I was put up in strangers houses.. caught macrols with Samoans.. there was never a problem.. You should do something about your anger, making comments
  8. SPF30 for the first 4 days. Then I did a day of snorkelign without any and fucked myself. I had about 75 blisters on my forarms and a fucked up back. I'm going to sleep, I'll post more tomorow.
  9. I don't take pictures of anyone, unless I'm far away, or I know the person really good. Pictures taking can really offend the wrong person. Strangers don't take pictures of me, nor would I let them. The house is 2.2M, you can find old construction property close to the ocean for about 600,000 but you'd want to rebuild. I got paid nicely out there and I'm think of going back for an extended stay.:cool:
  10. here is a story i wrote my family and the pictures that acompany... Maui is paradise. Going into this trip I can only recall people describing the island as just that, paradise. While it's a simple and obvious description it does kiss the mouth on the fresh Ono (ono is a delectable fish caught off the coast, yes I kissed a freshly caught 4.5 footer). Each and every person has their own version of paradise. I've come to find my meaning through the contents of my backpack. • swimming suit • towel • sharp knife • cans of Olstyle • can of spraypaint It's these items that make everything possible... The ocean is a 10 minute walk, the resorts are 30. At any moment.. I can.. and I do.. jump into the sea of salt water swim up a coast and climb straight up the lava formed cliffs just to dive right back into the silky cold waters of the pacific ocean. My paisty white skin affords me the ablity to walk into any resort use their hot-tubs and pools to clean the sand off my body. It's nice to see these resorts.. it shows me how other less-imaginative people travel, their vacation of a prepared paradise lack adventure, personality, and true culture.. at a really high cost too. All the while I'm finding myself out on aimless walks. Cutting ripe mangos off trees and meeting locals.. I invite anything and everything. Yesterday my walk took me to the cliffs of Kapalua. With proper encouragement.. I climb straight down 500ish yards into my own private lagoon. Devoid of technology, garbage, people, logos and permission it is here I that I know and understand I am on an island far from home. In efforts to embrace my Chicagoan culture I celebrate with a warm can of oldstyle.. that I myself imported to the island. With a flick of my finger, the crack of the aluminum can, and the pungent objectifying smell that is Oldstyle I recall that city I love. Sip after gulp delivers intoxifing memories of chicago: the el, heavy-metal hamburgers, good beer, great graffiti, and you my great friends and family. Wind blows through my hair and I'm transported.. I'm there.. on a bicycle pumping away south-east on milwaukee ave, I need to wake up there... with a crash of a wave all is gone, my thought and my beer is now empty. Aloha, Nick TODAY:Sunny. Highs 79 to 85. East winds 10 to 20 mph. TONIGHT:Mostly clear. Lows 61 to 67. East winds 10 to 15 mph. always a good start skip to the lue my darling yup.. in sandals what Dr.Pale down that it silks.. i be on that crip tonight straight up on that.. ocean Lagoon one life to live.. can't wait to be a cripple Dead this douche is here again?
  11. OH, yes I do. they all come in high-res poster size.
  12. nope, i sleep with a prostitute, while thinking of 16yr olds.
  13. Good morning Lahina, rooster are everywhere Here's track, are there tracksides? yup for mom dope house, for real. this doods out like $190,000 people like the christ out here yup, peeping the show 16 year olds are legal here! somebody makes a cameo time to hit the bars...
  14. 4 planes, 2 weeks, 1600 dollars, 1 island, 2 houses, 1 bike, 3 jeeps, 1 pick-up truck, 1 arrest, 2 campings, 4 star meals, 1 outdoor poop, 1 prosititute, 1 missing credit card, 2 volcanos, 7 hikes, 1 hitch-hike, etc, etc, etc, etc... Dropping diamonds like cosby droped babies, this is how I roll. To start.. the house.. or at least what I can show... welcome to my home executive chef status.. what.. steady rocking Olds... artistan salamis.. about $800 dollahs worth they see me rollin' for when the ladies say, "what the fahckk is oldstyle for when I say, lets look at the cunt snacking on serrano ham UMMMMMmmm Meat, this leg run like $500 shipped from spain.. whatttt Fresh fruit for a rotten vegitable.. me sammy that holds down the cacaroachese sit. haven't smoked in 4 years, but I had to endulge backyard tree making a fruit salad, eating fresh Ahi Poke with taro Extreme close up :cool:
  15. I was being put up for free from my friend, he's been in maui for 5 years and misses OldStye. Ever been to Soul Vegitarian on 75th? There are some extreme vegitable juices that'll blow it out all holes!!!
  16. dope thread! I've always wanted to do a big train trip.
  17. thowing up on that bitch just drank a 30 pack thowing up on that bitch just drank a 30 pack
  18. OLDSTYLE isn't even sold on the island, I had the check a 30 pack at the airport northside.. chicago.. cubs.. what.. Just got home Photo thread to come.....:)
  19. uh, a bike that the black man stole from a white girl.
  20. So, before I went to Maui My girl Elizabeth never order the shit to get me shitting. I still very much am all about this. I'll keep you posted but for the mean time, I'll create a My Maui Vacation Photo thread, and it does include outdoors pooping! Here couple sample pictures, it may be a while before I make the thread, I have 1200 photos to edit down and my flight back to chicago leaves tonight.
  21. makes me stop TALKING and start....WHATing:)
  22. Some motherfuckes need to shut there damn mouths or talk about their beating dick technique. What up catface you jiggle balls or just stRAIGHT (opps capslock) jerk a cock off. FYI jiggling some balls adds mad much game. CUM ON YA BREAST> IMPERIAL STAUGHT!!!!!
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