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deterrent

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  1. DAMN is that girl having a baby from sucking dick. I knew it!
  2. deterrent

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    Damn I've never seen this thread before. I just picked this puppy up. Basically I told the freakishly tall bike sales man I'm looking for something that I can constantly beat the fuck out of and have it still be relyable. He said "your looking for a timex, ha ha ha.... you know the watch... Takes a lickin' an..." I intrupt "yeah got it. While durablity is important, so the price. I need it to be cheap enough that if I must ditch it I won't be too upset." Him "uh..." one eye brow up the other down, "yeah, there this one its it only comes in pimp ride blue." me "that works, I'm stripping the letters and color anyways so I won't get clubbed"
  3. for cheap beer I love Budwieser. But I love Japan's Hitachino
  4. Here's a couple while on the prawl I found this where some projects are being torn down. an elementry school on the far west side
  5. This orange is amazing. Sweet, juicy, large, full of color... Crap, I wounder if it's gmo. Shoot, it's sunkist I bet it's modified to be this way. I need to stop caring, I'm going to give myself a headache.
  6. Bad day at work. Mother fuckers lable your shit properly, put in one place, and hand me your project discriptions once they are fully writen. Why the fuck aren't you organized? Why don't you come back to me once you've figure it out. 'Cus your Item numbers and UPC are all wrong! So you want to change it back to the way it was a week ago? I'm going home to update my portfolio, yeah nehgarah.
  7. From the Chicago thread.
  8. Wear the wrong color your life could end.
  9. No one else has any pictures of area hands, or what?
  10. He has been around for a while now, syf kills. It's been a while since I've seen a bcuz but he's up, no CBS, I don't know of smerz but that doesn't mean anything.
  11. BOMBACLART, I've awlays woundered how to spell that
  12. If only they were a dragon and a fly, they'd have wounderful kids.
  13. If I knew a little more about science, a little more about biology, a little more about animals, and a little more about insects my life would be completely different. (Imagine dream sequence from television now.) My name would be Gerald Oxford Donnell, and I would try my absolute hardest, with my whole heart and my whole brain to get the eggs of female flies and the sperm of male dragons to have tons of intercourse and spawn off a real dragon fly. I'd show all the jerks of the science, biology, animal, and insects communities that I was king of the laboratory. They'd call me by my initials, Gee Oh Dee. They'd say things like, "I'm running to the starbucks, Gee Oh Dee how do you take your coffee?" and I'd reply "Out your ASS-HOLE!" While dragonfly would be the obvious name and my favorite for it, I must respect that it has already been taken. The next best name would be Dragon Fly, but you must pronounce the space in it, Drangon Space Fly. Which would be fitting because frankly it would look like something from "OS" (outter-space).
  14. Rocks blows, Rocks blows. chgo theres more.
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