whaddup people! your boy roadpiggy got involved in some
MYSPACE drama over the weekend and i feel the need to share..
and what better place than 'the ounce'!
i have this female friend and she recently broke up with her BF.
we're just friends but we talk on the phone, message each other
and even went out a few weeks ago. this saturday night, i get home
and decide to check my messages. i see that her ex sent me a message.
uh oh!
so, i open the message and this is what he wrote.
"Do you like ***,,,,have you two been dating ?"
i didn't know what to say. i don't know him and i don't care to.
i was tempted to say some outlandish shit, but i figured it would
be best to talk to her about it. i waited until today to say
something to her, and she said i should just tell him something
to get him off her back...even if it was something crazy.
so, since she gave me the greenlight, i let him have it.
this is what i wrote...what do you think? harsh? on the money?
could i have done better? what would you have written?
""sorry for the delayed response...i didn't know how to tell you. i thought about it and the truth is always best. we went out once, had some dinner and some drinks. after that we went back to my place and had a few more drinks. one thing led to another and the next thing i know she is giving me the best head i've ever had. maaaaan, after she licked the tip a few more times, i turned her around and pounded those buttcheeks like there was no tomorrow! i seriously thought it was over after i came on her titties but, she started slurrping the cum off my balls and had me stuff it in her again!! so, i did and before i came i pulled it out and let her masterbate until she came, then i came all over her stomach and watched it drip into her coochie...so, to answer your question, yes...i do like her...ALOT. that was quite possibly the best sexxx i've had in ages, and i can't wait to make her howl again!!""
HOWWWWWLLLL!!!! ahahahaha... :lol: