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zing (zng) v. tr. Informal
1. To attack verbally; criticize sharply: zing an opponent in a debate.
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zing - interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities
noun: a statement designed to verbally serve someone
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zing - Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.
Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker.
White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING!
Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"
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zing - A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.
Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.
They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.
Pseudo-Interlectual A: <some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now>
Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"
Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."
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Need I say more? Not so Smart eh?
Zing!
haha, i'm kidding.
you'd kill me in real life. whoever you are.