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Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 24 2006, 05:55 PM
You're not even real cousins for crying out loud.
But the thing is...they are
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It's not really porkchop he wants, just someone to make sweet hebrew love with who also shares his love of 12oz. She just happens to fit the profile
Refering to Mar, not the cousin. The cousin wants to pee in her butt
And she wants to let him
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Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 24 2006, 04:31 PM
wait, she isnt even your cousin? fuck that no date.
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Originally posted by 26SidedCube+Mar 24 2006, 12:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (26SidedCube - Mar 24 2006, 12:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GucciCondom@Mar 24 2006, 11:38 AM
I have never once found a cute girl that knew anything about hiphop, which is key. I just can't stand dumb bitches who bump nelly and shop at american eagle nomatter how hot they are.
Move to Minnesota, Rhode Island, or Virginia. All they have down there are wanna-be B-Girls. As a matter of fact, I dont' even think they have dirt in Virginia. I think if you peel back the grass or the concrete it's just linoelum everywhere.
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I'm from RI and can't say I've encountered many of these wannabe b-girls. It's possible I've overlooked them though, on my way to the Hollister part of the mall to pick up the preppy chicks :love2:
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Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 23 2006, 11:05 PM
At the risk of looking really gay....
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-fuse.
My sister talks about this movie all the time...I still refuse to watch it
Any good?
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I can't speak for everyone, but I can say that white people love you cuz you make Malcolm X look like Bryant Gumbel
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Nuff said
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Tonight: Prolly gunna go back to sleep this afternoon, cuz my girl woke me up mad early. Then around 10 prolly go out, get some food, and maybe hit up a party
Saturday: Paint, then go to a party and get drunk and belligerent
Sunday: Sleep, bomb
Bonus quiz: Your first drink of the night, what is it?
Whatever is put in front of me
If you could play one team sport right now, which one?
Basketball
What famous person would you sleep with just for bragging rights?
Jessica Alba, but not for bragging rights, cuz I'm obsessed
Last video game played?
Maybe Halo2
Best Steve Martin movie?
The Jerk
What's on your feet right now?
Adidas sandals
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Bitches who shop at Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch...*drool*
I can't help it, I like me a preppy girl
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If there's no naked pictures of the bitch, don't start a thread
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Co-signed
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The place I used to work at, like 80% of our lunch sales were fuckin chicken caesar wraps...but we had croutons, taco bell needs to step it up
As far as Taco Bell goes...I could really use a crunchwrap supreme, soft taco, and cheesy fiesta potato right now
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You whodies are mad niggerish, and that's right up my alley
WHODIE WHOOOOOOOO
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Caught the episode tonight, funny shit
But if Isaac didn't really quit the show, how they gunna bring Chef back? Oh well, not like reality is really a problem anyways
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I got one...unfortunately she's got a mother that takes insanity to new levels. Too bad I couldn't of met her a few years from now
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My ex fucked her cousin, but it was through marriage, and she fucked him before the marriage occured. But she knew it was gunna happen, so everyone clowned her anyways. Didn't stop me from fuckin her but yeah...just somethin to think about I guess
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I heard something today about Isaac sayin he didn't release his press statement, some other scientologists did, he's just sick, he wouldn't quit the show, he needs the money blah blah
Anyone know more?
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I can't even imagine how that would work haha
Referring to Ah-nald as an Italian
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Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Mar 23 2006, 09:19 PM
fuckin beaners need to go back to where they came from,im not even racist but fuck man
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Originally posted by SneakandCreep@Mar 23 2006, 09:11 PM
Better Off Dead!
WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!
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CHOO MUTHAFUCKIN CHOOOOO
As long as we're real careful not to cross swords
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Maria
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Yeah, the waters a good tip...I find that once you get the amount of ingredients perfect it's easy as a muthafucka to roll
As a side note, I got fired so anyone lookin for a personal sushi chef get at me...I'd be willing to accept cans as payment
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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 22 2006, 03:59 PM
Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it.
Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room.
Start hiding carrots and unwrapped condoms in the couch cushions.
If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Then kick him in the ballsack.
Speaking of ballsacks, any time dude walks into the room you should start tapping yours and smiling at him.
Fuck it. Jack off into his socks.
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the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.
in Channel Zero
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If you wanna marry homeboy then you need to 1) slow down and spend some time with him outside of Myspace before anything and 2) change your name to Sally May or something along those lines