AlwaysBombin
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The anticipation is killing me..who knew incest could be so much fun
Fun as long as I'm not the dirty cousin fucker, yahmean?
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Me and my girl are goin through mad shit right now too, fighting constantly, cuz I get jealous easy and she thinks it's without reason blah blah. Once you have sex it's all good again, just act tough til then
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Originally posted by johnny ballbags+Mar 31 2006, 11:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (johnny ballbags - Mar 31 2006, 11:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by deterrent@Mar 31 2006, 09:48 AMOriginally posted by Pfffffffffft@Mar 31 2006, 12:20 AM
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No ass to vag.
NEVER TAKE THE LITTLE BROWN INDIANS FOR A RIDE IN THE PINK CANOE.
In all my life my mother has had one sex talk with me, and this is it:
when you have anal sex using your penis or your finger, make certain
to wash then off before going into the vagina. It was amazing!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
the best part is that she said "when" not "if"
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Haha...anyways, my ex used to get a UTI like every 6 or 7 months, but she was a dirty whore who would fuck anything that moved and offered her herb, so yeah
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I cracked 1,000 today...just now noticed
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Originally posted by seeking@Mar 31 2006, 03:19 AM
son, iv never seen anybody drown a bag of kittens in a creek, but i hate that shit too
:haha: Seeking always comes through with a good late night laugh
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Originally posted by overTHEedge@Mar 30 2006, 10:44 PM
strait up fuck that nigga in his ass for tryin to be cute
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I didn't quite fuck a girl with her brother watchin, but I did finger her under a blanket with her brother and his friend in the room...if he'd knew what was goin on prolly would have scarred him for life. I didn't like the lil fuck anyways
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BMI
in Channel Zero
29.9...I'm a big dude but .1 under obese? Not even close
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As much as it shames me to admit if, I've heard a few of their songs and I liked em. Oh god..what have I done
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You get your shit back?
More importantly, how's the incest coming along? Tomorrows the day eh?
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Wait, so he really is 28? I thought that was bullshit...and he did have one funny skit, where a dude delivers a pizza to him and he puts a shoe on it and starts bitchin about not ordering a shoe. Made me laugh anyways
Prolly cuz I was drunk
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Originally posted by johnny ballbags@Mar 30 2006, 04:08 PM
pink dildo handz down for the win
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ITS BACK
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Originally posted by sillysiphilis@Mar 30 2006, 08:05 PM
Have you ever tried toothpaste after orange juice?
It's so gross!!!
I had a glass of OJ after brushing my teeth once and ended up yackin up everything my body could give...I never puke, so it was strange
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Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM
it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.
I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel
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Originally posted by BAN-THIS!!!@Mar 30 2006, 08:43 PM
These prosecutors should be lynched by the freinds and familly of the REAL victim here!
They act like they never got pussy as a kid. Fucking hipoctites.
The smut that cried rape should get gang raped for real.
Anyone sayin oh 17 and 18 year olds shouldn't be havin sex with 15 year olds blah blah is a fuckin moron. It's life, deal with it
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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 30 2006, 04:23 PM
bring the homies and tear that mutha out
WHODIE WHOOOOO
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and yo couch!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...typing like that is most assuredly not whodie
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Originally posted by AlwaysBombin+Mar 30 2006, 02:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AlwaysBombin - Mar 30 2006, 02:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I got a fuckin winner here
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i liked your meat..
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Bumpin it to a new page cuz it's damn funny
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I prank people with this shit all the time...you catch someone who's nice and drunk and it can be pure comedy
The best is when you can actually get the operator laughing
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Haha, I always like to end the day on a high note
Night team
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Uh huh...suuuuure
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The man certainly loves his wine
2000!!!! Post
in Channel Zero
Posted
WHAAAAAAAATT, OKKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
Quoted post
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I have a can of this sitting on my desk...I tried it once, sucked terribly. Redbull all day