AlwaysBombin
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I got a fuckin winner here
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The black kids bout to whoop ol girls ass for that fish
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I'll steal you one from someone else, still gunna cost ya
ChiefRackATonOfShit of that RunningQuickly tribe
WHODIE WHOOOOO
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Nothin in this world is free, even for my fellow handsome folk
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I don't think she could handle a step down in quality like that...Razr to that piece of shit might be hard on her. I could "find" another Razr for ya haha
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Razr is the one I give wifey when her mom takes her phone from her...aside from the Sidekick they're all prepaid, serve various purposes
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2? Those are just the 2 I really like...I'm livin that Whodie life
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If he does he'd be the first man ever...me and my futrue mother in law have wished death upon eachother pretty much from day one
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I've stolen alot of wallets...generally I drop the license and what not into a mailbox
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I have a Sidekick2 for T-Mobile and a SLVR for Cingular, I like both alot so yeah
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I've drunk dialed mass amounts of people on New Years...my two personal favs are 1) I called a friend and told her "Yo you know what, one day I am definately gunna insert my penis into ya vagina" and 2) I called another friend and left him a message sayin "Yo man what the fuck are you doin? You're prolly havin sex with (insert girlfriends name) right now but yo that shit ain't too impressive cuz bitch is ugly...anyways HAPPY NEW YEARS MUTHAFUCKA, CALL ME BACK"
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Yeah everyone seems to have a real nice house...only reason I'm livin decent is cuz I haven't hit 18 yet and I'm still home. Give it a few months and I'm gunna be certified shithole status
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WHODIE WHOOOOOOOOO
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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 29 2006, 08:52 PM
Would you rather be married to Jessica Alba but have had your dick chopped off in a freak table saw accident, or be married to a hideous beast of a woman with an insatiable sexual appetite?
Don't gotta be an OG to answer this...Jessica Alba all day, no matter what the situation
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Originally posted by thecarwreck@Mar 29 2006, 01:17 PM
Winner:
Honest Citizen Returns LV Bag Containing Million Dollar Jewelry
(March 29, '06, 7:59 IDEX Online Staff Reporter)
When Sausalito resident John Suhroff found a Louis Vuitton bag lying on a park bench, he handed it into the authorities thinking it contained costume jewelry. In fact, the bag contained a 12-carat diamond ring, pearl and emerald jewelry, a Cartier watch and roughly $500 in cash. The combined contents of the purse were worth $1 million.
The owner of the bag, Shahla Ghannadian, had left it in her husband's care during a day of sightseeing following their daughter's wedding. It was only when the couple returned to their hotel that they realized the purse, containing jewelry worn at the wedding, was missing.
The bag is on its way back to its rightful owners. “You have to be a real man to return that bag,� Ghannadian's son Ali told the Globe and Mail. “Even the bag is expensive. We're really, really thankful to that guy.�
What the fuck is wrong with this dude? Returned a fuckin mil wiorth of shit, I sincerely hope someone close to him reminds him of this anytime he even looks like he's gunna bitch about workin hard. Fuckin douchebag
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Originally posted by HECZONER+Mar 29 2006, 04:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HECZONER - Mar 29 2006, 04:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i think you should replace her body lotion with regular mayo, or if you really wanna be down, mix the mayo with some eggwhites. mmmmmmmmmm....smelly.
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She'd love it
<!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Mar 29 2006, 04:58 PM
after you photoshop swatistkas on her breasts of course..
:haha: Keepin it whodie
Still wanna see the naked pictures of that bitch
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Haha exactly...angry white teenager syndrome, yahmean
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Originally posted by EGO31@Mar 29 2006, 02:42 AM
my girlfriend made one which read's; 'to all emo's, we hate you more than you hate yourselves'.
and i made one which says does this make me look gothic? it's white and written in pink.
You should make one that says "I'm a faggot"...a lil truth in advertising, yahmean?
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I'm the worst drunk dialer in the world...I call people I don't even really like askin them why we don't hang out, call friends to tell em how much I love em and apolagize for bein an ass all the time, call random girls and ex's to tell em exactly how bad I wanna fuck em, and my all time favorite...call my mother to tell her what a whore I think she is
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Originally posted by Antron@Mar 28 2006, 02:50 PM
GED whodies - am i the only one who wouldve gotten kicked outta the crib for dropping out of high school?
My parents have kicked me out for numerous things, droppin out wasn't one of em. It must bother them that I can do fine without em though, cuz everytime after a few days they call me demanding I come home
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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Mar 29 2006, 09:48 AM
People actually subscribe to threads?
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Impossible
WHODIE WHOOOOOOOO
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My boy who works at a movie theatre said when cleanin them out you find mad dough
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