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    The I <3 Sushi Thread

    in Channel Zero

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    Yeah, the waters a good tip...I find that once you get the amount of ingredients perfect it's easy as a muthafucka to roll

     

    As a side note, I got fired so anyone lookin for a personal sushi chef get at me...I'd be willing to accept cans as payment

    My roomate freaked out

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 22 2006, 03:59 PM

    Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it.

     

    Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room.

     

    Start hiding carrots and unwrapped condoms in the couch cushions.

     

    If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Then kick him in the ballsack.

     

    Speaking of ballsacks, any time dude walks into the room you should start tapping yours and smiling at him.

     

    Fuck it. Jack off into his socks.

     

    :haha:

    the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by poopy dog+Mar 23 2006, 01:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (poopy dog - Mar 23 2006, 01:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>everyones so concerned with the children - what the fuck are you worried about, they're not getting married. Use a rubber and fuck your cousin

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    Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Mar 23 2006, 02:11 PM

    Atleast now you got a valid reason to watch NASCAR and WWF.

     

     

    Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 03:40 PM

    is it still incest if he just puts the tip in?

     

     

    Originally posted by MAR@Mar 23 2006, 04:37 PM

    yeh imagine the pillow talk.

     

    wow you were great.

    yeh...so what do you want to do tomarrow?

    I dunno. Grandma is having her 87 birthday party.

     

     

    <!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 23 2006, 04:49 PM

    Shit, I don't remember a picture of me holding a dildo to my mom's mouth. That would be pretty awesome though.

     

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: This thread is fuckin hilarious

    MY 5,000TH POST

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by WhiteOx@Mar 22 2006, 09:05 PM

    i'd put it in,

    with a condom

     

    I wish I could still have sex with a condom...last time I tried it wasn't doin it for me, almost 2 hours and I wasn't even close to bein finished. I'mma be fucked if me and my girl break up and I gotta find some new puss

     

    Since this is your thread, how does the almighty king whodie aka dumy feel about condom usage?

    MY 5,000TH POST

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Good natured racism never fails to make me laugh

     

    On the other hand, whenever I visit fam down south and gotta hear all their actual racist rambling I'd like to stab em

     

    Whatever, it's all whodie

    Destruction League

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Yeah, I'm sure some people can get down with this, just personally I have a problem hatin on any dude's game unless I actually know and like the girl. I'm just kinda heartless like that

     

    Anyways, back to robbin house parties

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