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It's sad about Michael Jackson's death. Now a whole generation of kids will never be touched by his music....or him.

Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain. Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls. Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best. This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

In the SP blog he says IZ told him he painted trains every single day in 1982...true king

very sick!!

gross

great story deme

artie is terrible...

yawn

^^ wait what?

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this is pretty funny...some dude fuckin with people on craigslist http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

rated 12th best restaurant in the world...

WOW 50 i cant tell you how jealous i am!!!

thank you

Ya i totally agree..i remember dude bein up a ton.. was just sayin its funny that jest is prolly the most used name ever...

there is like 10 jests in every state..

looks amazing...was that on a gas grill?

dope beat

this^^ kinda like the alligator sausage cheesecake at jacquimo's but taken to a new level

Re: Don't Call it Frisco your a loser

one of the best..no doubt

had the aloe drink with vodka once, it was good...

lost a year?

I will be so fuckin happy if he never comes back, hes the worst part of the show by far.. dont get me wrong he used to be funny now hes just an asshole.... meh..