Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear milky,
let me give you the shitty details.
i had my cell in my back pocket and when i
sat down to pee it fell in the toilet so i peed
on it then flushed it. i was washing my hands
and realized my phone was missing. in the mean time,
the girl who went in after me peed on it and tried to
flush it. it smells like pee pee.
<3 ssn
p.s. i need your number again.