i tried a new place in reno, it was decent.
i wish i was eating pizza but instead im being good and
having oatmeal.
p.s. roadpig next time you better make it
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Reno,
It was a muthafucking blast. I'm sad that I must leave you today,
but I shall return.
Sacramento or bust...
<3 ssn
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear KS,
I fucking waited all night by my computer you big wiener.
Show me if you ever get it done.
Good job on finding a virgin in 2008.
<3 ssn
Dear Hydrogen Peroxide,
You're my brother, my homie...
get your fucking ass to Reno already.
I haven't seen you since Nov.
<3 ssn
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Whisky,
You did it again.
Great now I have to walk to downtown to pick up my car.
<3 ssn
Dear Milk,
Last night was nuts.
I spent the night puking.
<3 ssn
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear milk,
i thought the charges for pimpin' were dropped?
dear dog park,
you are always so fun.
dear parking tickets,
you are always no fun.
dear bike,
it was nice riding you today.
<3 ssn
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear milk,
i have friday off too. you should ummm
call in sick. cough cough, don't you feel sick?
im getting a touch up on a tattoo friday, you have to come
hold my hand.
<3 ssn