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    Protein music.

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    i dont think it was a waste of time. like they already said in the article, it will help educate people, and the scientists may be able to pick out patterns or information by hearing it in ways that they couldnt by reading it or what have you. it is also easier for some people to relate to in this format.

    dont't come to San Francisco and eat my food

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    Re: dont't come to San Francisco

     

    damn, this shit is hella stupid. im so tired of the direction 12oz is going in, especially when i see raven working his ass off to make it something epic. i really wish people would try to make more of a contribution. post cool pictures. dig up good shit from the internet. more moderating. make it a happening kind of place.

     

    could someone please close this shit?

    jesus christ superstar, I mean Blizzard of Oz is the shit.

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    this is the one my mother had as i was growing up. i think it was the actual vinyl one. its one of the things she would blare on our 2 and a half foot speakers on the weekends to wake us up. god she was a cruel bitch. i swear to god she did it as a mental experiment on us. she tried to train me like a pavlovian dog when i breast fed as a baby. she would hum the same song every time right before she fed me to get me to drool or some shit. on the weekends, she would also blast shit like melissa ethridge, bonnie raitt, garth brooks, james ingram, and anita baker (the last one which i have only come to appreciate in recent years.). but really, any of that music so loud early in the morning is enough to drive anyone batty. she wonders about my insolence now...pfft!

     

    i do not support jesus christ superstar! heeey and a hoooo and a go fuck yourself. i hate this shit.

    (the go fuck yourself is directed at no one in particular, unless you count my mother and an untold amount of questionable choices shes made.)

    Linsay Lohizzle arrested!

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    more from the new york times:

     

     

    LOS ANGELES, July 24 — Lindsay Lohan’s arrest on felony drug charges early Tuesday came at the worst possible time for TriStar Pictures, which plans this weekend to release “I Know Who Killed Me,” a low-budget thriller in which she stars.

     

    Ms. Lohan had been set to promote the $12 million movie on “The Tonight Show” Tuesday night, but her appearance was abruptly canceled shortly after her arrest.

     

    But the larger casualty of Ms. Lohan’s latest encounter with the law — setting aside the incalculable damage to her acting career — may be an independently financed project in which she was to have played only a supporting role.

     

    That film is “Poor Things,” a fact-based dark comedy starring Shirley MacLaine and Olympia Dukakis as women who take out insurance policies on homeless people, only to kill them. Ms. Lohan, 21, was to play the niece of Ms. MacLaine’s character, and filming was to have started in three weeks.

     

    With Ms. Lohan now presumably unavailable, it is unclear whether the film’s financing will hold together, two people involved with the film said Tuesday.

     

    More broadly, Ms. Lohan’s arrest prompted veteran talent managers to issue dire warnings about the actress’s prospects if she is unable to clean up her act.

     

    “I hope they put her in jail for as long as they can,” said Bernie Brillstein, whose company has represented John Belushi and Chris Farley. “Maybe she’ll realize how serious it is. I believe she’s uninsurable. And when you’re uninsurable in this town, you’re done.”

     

    Ms. Lohan’s publicist and manager did not respond to messages.

     

    The police said that Ms. Lohan was arrested after an alcohol-fueled pursuit of the mother of her former personal assistant on the streets of Santa Monica; she was charged with two misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of cocaine possession, after the drug was found in her pocket.

     

    Production of “Poor Things,” which is to be directed by Ash Baron Cohen, was initially to have begun May 30, but was derailed four days earlier when Ms. Lohan crashed her Mercedes and was charged with driving under the influence. Photos taken two days later showed her passed out with her mouth open after a night of partying, and she checked herself into the Promises rehabilitation facility.

     

    “Poor Things” was put on hold, but people involved in the movie said that Mr. Baron Cohen, the producers, and cast members like Ms. MacLaine all visited Ms. Lohan in rehab and rehearsed with her several times. “They believed in her,” one of the people said.

     

    Ms. Lohan’s appearance at a Las Vegas nightclub wearing her alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet precipitated a crisis over the financing of “Poor Things” last week, and a news report — which proved false — said that the movie had been killed. A statement assuring the industry that the opposite was true was scheduled to be put out sometime Tuesday, a person involved in the film said.

     

    But after Ms. Lohan’s arrest, a different statement was released. In it, Rob Hickman, the film’s producer, said: “We continue to be enthusiastic in our belief in ‘Poor Things,’ and our sole focus is moving this film into production. We expect to announce details on a start date in the very near future.”

     

    TriStar Pictures, meanwhile, has played down Ms. Lohan in the marketing of “I Know Who Killed Me” as much as possible, given that she plays not just one but possibly two lead roles and is on screen in nearly every frame of the movie’s trailer.

     

    The film’s marketing campaign was adjusted to adapt to Ms. Lohan’s rehab program, but one person familiar with the plans said that TriStar quickly booked her on “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno after she checked out of Promises last week.

     

    The film has not been screened for critics, but TriStar frequently skips screenings for its horror and thriller offerings. Executives at TriStar, a division of Sony Pictures Entertainment, declined to comment.

     

    Another finished film starring Ms. Lohan and Jared Leto, “Chapter 27,” about John Lennon’s assassin, Mark David Chapman, won critical support at the Sundance Film Festival but has not found a distributor.

    dude i need to get some poon

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    Booze.

    It's a classic.

     

    Just get some chick super drunk.

    She will probably let you make out with her.

    If not, just keep plying her with drinks.

    She will eventually pass out.

    (insert squeaky mattress springs sounds)

     

    She might not have said,

    "Yes."

    But she didn't say,

    "No."

     

    Johns Hopkins University recently released the results of a medical study that shows that if you have sex with a sleeping woman, she cannot get pregnant.

    Their research also showed that if one partner is asleep, that the chances of transmitting STDs lowers to 0.14%.

     

    So that is always good news.

    It means you won't have to worry about wearing a condom.

    Those things are so binding, anyways.

     

    Plus, when you sex a woman while she is passed out, it lets her know that you respect her.

    And really, that is all women want.

    Respect.

    And shoes.

     

    Good night.

     

    god, dont tell them this shit, theyll actually believe it.

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