IRON CHEF

THROUGHOUT MY 8 YEARS OF BEING SOBER, I PURPOSELY SLIPPED AND SAID. FUCK IT I'M GOING TO GET SLAMMED TONIGHT WITH THE "HOMIES" ON SOME CHEAP BEER, SO I DID, JUST TO SEE WHAT I ONCE LOVED AND IF I STILL MISSED IT. SHIT WAS HORRIBLE, LOUSY BUZZ, GUILTY THE NEXT DAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET OVER IT AND CLIMB THE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM ALL OVER AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME DON'T LOOK ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER, JUST TAKE IT RUNG BY RUNG, DAY BY DAY, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW. TO THOSE THAT WANT TO QUIT.

NOBODY WILL ACCEPT YOUR EXISTANCE UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN THIS:

NICE BOX, BUT THAT AIN'T HER.

FALSE. TPBM: REMEMBERS OONTZ THE MAGAZINE.

THE 338 WORD STORY?

FALSE. TPBM: OWNS A VEHICLE OF SOME SORT.

WINNING.

CHARLIE SHEEN SAYS: DON'T FORGET TO NOTICE THE BONUS UP TOP THAT IS ADDICTED TO WINNING.

BOLDLEY HOLLERED ICE CUBE

FALSE. TPBM: HAS SOME ASIAN PORN THEY WILL SEND ME.

TRUE. TPBM: WILL TELL US THEIR ETHNIC CHOICE IN WOMEN RIGHT NOW.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! THIS BIG TOE IS SO BIG/LONG IT HAS AN ELBOW!!! ? I MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE THE THUMB OF CHUNK! BABY RUTH?

FALSE. TPBM: LOVES PHO'

VERY OLD

BUT WHEN DARTH MAUL PULLS OUT THE DOUBLE LIGHT-SABER. I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!

RECYCLING MONEY FROM CANS.

FALSE! TPBM: STILL HAS SOME CLASSIC CASSETTE TAPES.