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El Mamerro

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  1. Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady! Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is. Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup! [they laugh] Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature. Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend? Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors. Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok... Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable. Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me. Wonk.
  2. In spanish, you have to use two exclamation points, the first one being inverted. It looks just like an "i" (¡). So when I see that on spanglish mode, it looks like a call to action. "¡Put the AK47 in AK47tion!" And I get really excited. Cause I really wanna do it. I wanna put the AK47 in AK47tion.
  3. Re: what's the craziest looking animal? ^Sweet, where/what were you fishing for? Cuttlefish as live bait sounds like a pretty interesting event. I once spearfished a tropical reef squid for the same reason (well, not live bait, but bait nonetheless). They're not quite as crazy as cuttlefish but they're still pretty insane looking. I remember seeing the shape floating in space, then just thinking how great it'd be to drive a huge metal rod into it (no beastie. I have to say "no beastie" because I am a robot and it may be misconstrued). So I went for it and the entire world went black. It literally exploded in a HUGE cloud of ink that was way larger than I thought possible, I couldn't tell which way was up. Eventually I got to the surface and held it out the water, and this thing was spewing ink out like a supersoaker, it was crazy. We caught a couple good groupers with it later. And one of those fish you catch that you have no idea what it is and can't find out from anyone and nobody knows if you can eat it so you keep it and it stays in your fridge for 4 months until you finally realize that it will never be eaten and you throw it out pissed at the fact that you kept it around for 4 months.
  4. Matthew Reilly is far better than this dude.
  5. Re: Detos pink! I heard the whole reason to switch to white backgrounds was to nullify Detos' pink.
  6. Re: what's the craziest looking animal? They do it to either confuse predators or to talk to each other. If they're just chilling around, you might not see much craziness, but if there's more than one, it gets insane. They're both trying to hide from you and warn the others that there's danger. You wouldn't believe how fast those colors swirl around.
  7. The first one I ran into made me flip the fuck out. It's a seriously confusing experience, this thing floating in the middle of the water with the craziest fucking colors swirling around, it looks absolutely unreal and it takes some time to understand what you're looking at. Pictures don't do it justice. Imagine all those spots and stains travelling all over the body at variable speeds, the whole thing disappearing in front of you except for the eyes, then the two disembodied eyeballs move ahead a few feet and boom, there it shows up again with the swirling colors. It's fucking crazy.
  8. http://www.sodarktheconofman.com
  9. Re: what's the craziest looking animal? Hahahahaha, what the fuck... I dunno what to say man. Spores. I guess they're a little creepy, but I don't see the barnacle connection. How about basketballs? They have that sporey texture, do basketballs freak you out?
  10. Barnacles? Lampreys and leeches are fucking horrible, but barnacles? They just sit there glued to a rock and let out a flamboyant fan through a vaguely vaginal slit. It's the gayest thing ever, how come they make you anxious?
  11. Re: what's the craziest looking animal? As a matter of fact, I think an amendment to the rules is in order. No fucking lampreys on 12oz, period.
  12. I'm currently hooked on the little pseudo-Sudoku game on the Da Vinci Code movie website. Trying to get my average down to about 15 seconds per puzzle.
  13. You may need to purchase amps.
  14. The neighborhood I grew up in has gotten absolutely ridiculous in the past 10 years. A lot of extremely wealthy people have moved in and built humongous mansions, and the prices have skyrocketed here. My parents could EASILY sell their house for over a million dollars, and the place is actually falling apart right now. I'm currently looking around for something in the $130K range, and there's few options. There's a couple of good 3-bedroom, 2 bathroom walk-up aprtmentes around $150-$175K though.
  15. There's an extension for Firefox called Greasemonkey that you can use to modify the way websites are displayed on your browser. You can write custom scripts for it. I found a Page Recolorizer script but it's way too simple, I need something a little more robust... I might end up writing one myself but I gotta learn how to do it first.
  16. ^That shit's equally harsh. Right now I'm running a brown background with beige letters and it looks OK. Still trying to figure out how to change the table border colors and I'm set. It won't look as pretty as the actual color scheme, but I'll be able to read without my eyes exploding.
  17. I honestly can't handle this white at all. And it's a shame, cause the board looks great. It's just way too goddamn bright. I'm fucking around with a Greasemonkey script to see if I can do something about it.
  18. Re: I need to speak spanish... again I rule at spanish.
  19. I just click the "Home" button on my browser.
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