this wasnt crazy stacy from savannah was it? that chick was nuts! her father was certifiable. in a straight jacket on pills type crazy. and she was well on her way. the night i met her (at bar bar in savannah for one of jorge's christmas parties) i started talking to her. it was open bar so i was drunk as shit and getting her drunk as shit. she was pretty fine, and had a sort of sophisticated look about her. however, i'd been doing well in savannah (no surprise if you know the place), and friends kept coming up and whispering to me if i knew what i was doing talking to her. anyhow, after a few of those i decided to ditch her and go hang out somewhere else with my man gabe. we ended up just going home, and in true jorge fashion he thinks it would be funny to tell her where i live and drive her to my crib despite it being about 3am by that time. me and gabe were still up so no huge deal when someones knocking on my door at that hour. when gabe answers the door, this chick actually bolts into my house and into my room where i was and plops down on my bed. i'm like, 'sorry but you need to get out'. she's insisting that she's gonna stay and then lectures me about how rude i was ditching her. i'm insisting she leaves, and start trying to grab her hand to lead her out and she's literally squirming and pushing back to stay on my bed. gabe was a big husky dude, so i call him to get this chick out, and he literally scoops her up and carries her ass out as she's kicking and screaming and holding on to the door frame and shit. i had my motorcycle (cbr f2) in the living room and this chick latches on and almost knocks it over. gabes like prying her hands and thtreatening to bite her knuckles. eventually we get her out the house and gabe throws her on the front lawn and then runs in and slams (and locks) the door. this crazy ass chick still doesnt get the hint and runs around banging on my windows and door. when we dont respond, she actually runs upstairs to my neighbors house and pounds on their door until they answer. when they open the door, this chick bolts into their house, and runs to the area where my bedroom is under, and start jumping up and down screaming. needless to say she was a nut bag.
those same upstairs neighbor (steve and kelly), happened to be vegetarians and when steve gets a turkey as a christmas bonus, they hook me up with it. a few days later i see crazy stacy and she starts apologizing saying she was drunk and blah, blah. anyhow during small talk i mention the turkey, so she offers to cook it to make up. so i give the chick the turkey and she brings it back the next day along with like 4 huge bags of trimming, pies, frank and beans, etc. shit was unbelievable... anyhow, girl was so twisted and crazy that somehow i had to date her. so we go out for a few months and its nonstop craziness. within a few days of us hanging chick is lending us her car to take to miami for a week. first night she sleeps over, she asks if she can sleep in when i have to go to work the next day (i was valet parking cars at the hilton to earn beer money). when i get home that night, the chick is still at my house and had cleaned the entire place and done my laundry and gabes laundry (he was crashing in my living room next to the bike). i'm so intrigued by it, i ignore the craziness of whats happening. anyhow, i offer to let her stay the night again... this freakin chick ends up staying for like a week, the first few days, without actually leaving my house. after that she runs out for a change of clothes whenever i'm out at work or whatever. at some point i ask if she has a job or anything, and she sort of avoids the question for a few days, and eventually fesses up that she just stopped showing up after staying at my crib. anyhow, she was so crazy that shit was fun, and we dated for a few months. i honestly cant remember how i escaped the relationship, but do remember one cold ass night when i'm working the grave yard shift and she shows up after last call at all the bars (she was also a raging alcaholic). this chick i was friends with was hanging out keeping me company after being bored hanging out that night and along comes crazy stacy. crazy stacy actually sits there for about an hour and a half grilling this other chick, as we just hang and talk and try to pretend that crazy stacy isnt there. shit was beyond bizzare.
anyhow, a few years later someone in savannah calls me out of the blue to tell me a new crazy stacy story... she meets some new guy in town and everyone goes to some house party that happens to be on the roof of this two story house. it's a historic building, so it's got like 12 ft ceilings, so the 2 stories looks more like 3 from the outside. anyhow, dude is rapping to het up on the roof until a few of his boys pull him tot he side and tell him to dip along with dire warnings about the chick. so he high tails it out of the house, and she happens to see him walking away down the sidewalk. she screams for him to wait up and dude, just starts dipping faster, so crazy stacy jumps off the roof to try and catch him or whatever. she ends up breaking both her legs in front of the entire party. classic.
i can only assume she's in a padded cell by now. super sweet and tender chick, but as crazy as they come...
