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Re: Best Man (nohomo) Speech My brother had a dry wedding he was wicked religious. My mom however liked to drink and party so she had a bar in her trunk. Me and my girl at the time went got wasted in the car. Then dinner was served we ate drunkenly. The time came for speeches...I am not responisble I was thinking a couple days before like I'll riff it I am good at improv. Only bad part is I was blacked out... I dont remember what I said... I dont remember anything until my girlfriend was dragging me in to the ladies room 3 hours later to fuck on the bathroom floor...god life was great... I got a call the next day I guess my sister in law was in tears she said what I said was beautiful and thanked me...my brother said it was great too... Sorry I cant help more...