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Top ten things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina one day...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Grant_Wood, Mar 8, 2003.

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  1. Grant_Wood

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    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing
    time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
    without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it
    recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


    feel free to add some more
     
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    that needed to be saved.
     
  6. hulk hogan

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    but does that mean you still have a penis?
    assumng you woke up with a vagingah one day.
    i think i'd be pretty gay if i wanted to get fucked with my new vagina and still have my penis hanging around.
     
  7. Grant_Wood

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    what if you were a french fry

    [​IMG]
     

  8. Yet another gem of intense maturity dropped by tease...
     
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^ true mammero, but as the question was stupid should we not have expected a stupid answer?
     
  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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    i find this hilarious for some reason ???
     
  11. krie

    krie Guest

    ^^ i did as well :lol:

    if i had a vagina, id run around naked showing everyone
     
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    "homosexual undertones"
     
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    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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