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Story#1: Monkey Paw

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GrndpasPenis, Nov 7, 2003.

  1. GrndpasPenis

    GrndpasPenis New Jack

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    I moved to a new city a few years ago (I have since moved back) and I met a few kids that were into what i was into and started hanging out regularly. The kids would always talk about this girl that one of there sisters knew that had her hand burnt and permanently disfigured in a fire when she was younger. They called this girl Monkey Paw. The kid whose sister knew the girl came up with a plan to get one of our friends to make out with it (Monkey Paw) on film. So he drilled a hole through his wall into his sister's room and ran a chord from his tv to a camera he put in a stack of beenie babies. We then dared a friend who had never really hooked up with a girl to go in his sisters room and make out with her while we watched it on his tv. The video came out really dark and all you can see is his arm going up and down incredibly hard because he'd never fingered a girl before and all the while shes making the worst sounding animal grunts. That night after I'd left the kid tried to get one of his sisters hot friends on film changing but ended up filming his fat sister changing. I don't know why he didn't stop filming once he saw it wasn't the hot girl..but oh well.
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Is that one of those 'wish granting' monkey paws?

    Well If so my first wish is that there's not Story #2.
    My second wish is that I hadn't read story #1.
    My third wish is for a turkey sandwich, but not a zombie turkey.
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    GrndpasPenis=iluvunicorns
     
  4. kemekill

    kemekill Member

    Joined: Feb 6, 2003 Messages: 419 Likes Received: 0
    WOW!


    Your story reminds me of someone...who loves unicorns...and is lame.
     
  5. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    well then i wish...

    that i had 2000+ cans of paint
    that this thread was never started
    and finally that it wasn't so hard to QUIT SMOKING POT.:(
     
  6. kemekill

    kemekill Member

    Joined: Feb 6, 2003 Messages: 419 Likes Received: 0
    Have you gone mad?
     
  7. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    i'm 5 days clean, all my friends smoke (which is mostly my fault). YES, i have gone mad, it sucks to watch your friends smoke blunts while you could be too. i don't exactly know why i quit, but this time i'm very serious about it.

    i don't think it's for good, but i need a break from it.
     
  8. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    hmm the turkey's a little dry...


    THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!


    What demon from the depths of hell created thee?!!!!!!!
     
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i knew a girl like that. we called her lobster hand. i always dared my homie to get an hj from her. sadly, he never did.
     
  10. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    I hear once you go lobster you never go back.

    like that woman in the story about the shripms!
     
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