KaBar Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 I don't know what the deal is, but somehow or another I started getting bombed with a bunch of Spam about incest, and pay-for-porn sites that specialize in incest. Is this some kind of new fad or something? I started thinking about it, and I have met three separate people/couples in my life (over a period of thirty-five years) that either claimed to have had sex with a family member or seemed to be doing so. When I was about thirteen, a neighbor kid that I knew who was in the Boy Scouts told me that he and his brother used to sneak out at night and their younger sisters would let them in their room to have sex. I thought he was full of shit back then, just trying to get me to believe an outlandish story, but in retrospect, maybe not. When I was about eighteen, I was out hitching around the western U.S. with my high-school girlfriend (the summer after we graduated) and we ran into a VERY attractive couple, both blonde and blue eyes, who looked a lot alike. The girl later told my girlfriend that they were brother/sister and had run away from home because their Mom caught them in the rack getting it on. I fully believe it--because I heard them making love in their sleeping bags several times while they were traveling with us. The last case was a rumor I heard about a supposedly married couple in a neighborhood where I lived. They moved away, and later I heard that they weren't married, but they had the same last name because they were brother/sister. Thinking back on it, they did seem like the had a lot of similar features, especially their facial features. She hung all over him like a newlywed, and I can recall that they were very affectionate in public, kissing, walking with arms around each other, etc. If they weren't sleeping together, I'd be astounded. Anybody have any opinions on this wierd shit? I think maybe I missed the announcement or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 I've been wondering about that shit to, i find it funny cause if you really are in that shit and you visit incest sites the title is the only thing that makes a diffrence from regular porn...does a title turn people on?.... hahaha incest sites should provide id's and birth certificates..do it proper! Anyway, i've met some 'products' of incest sex (childs of a brother and sister couple) they're usually retarded...that shit is sick. It usually is a phenomenon that takes place in low populated geographic areas due to lack of options...in any way its an oxymoron, incest porn on the net that is. One other thing that i've noticed is that theres porn that involve girls that smoke!!! i really dont get that one, is smoking so nonPC in the states that creates a sense of excitement???fuckin weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 bad west virginia joke coming up: so this young man goes off to college from west virginia, and when he comes back, he has some exciting news for his dad. he says "dad, im gonna get married" (in that west virginia hick accent) the dad says "son thats great, but i got one question for ya. is she a virgin?" the young man says "why yes paw, she is" the dad shakes his head and says "im sorry son, but ya cant marry her" the young man, upset at his dad, and a little confused asks "but paw, why not??" the dad answers "cause son, if she aint good enough for her family, she aint good enough for ours...." wokka wokka wokka.. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 15, 2002 Author Share Posted June 15, 2002 Tesseract---Some of these spamoza sites that are bombing me are clearly from some other country. One had these really odd titles that sounded like a bad joke about Russian porn--"See abundant brutal family sex! Drunk father forces virgin daughter!" Really wierd syntax and the underlying mentality is bizarre. I'd like to know how they got my address--it smells like a practical joke from somebody who knows me. I tried once to activate the "If you want off our e-mail list, check here" box. Boy, what a mistake that was. I got bombarded with about fifty pop-up windows, each more bizarre and gross than the one before, until they hit my open windows limit. (I was, of course, trying to close them, as fast as I could, LOL.) Speaking of genetics, though, I took a course in genetically-related diseases and inheritance in nursing school. Consanguinous sexual relationships are a greater risk than non-consanguinous relationships, by about 12%. (I thought it would be a lot more.) For instance, a father/daughter or brother/sister have 12% greater chance of having a baby with a recessive-gene birth defect than a non-related couple. However, if a non-related couple both have a recessive gene for a major birth defect (say Down syndrome or cystic fibrosis) the risk is about one-in-four, or 25%, if memory serves. So although incest has plenty of reasons to justify it being illegal, the birth-defect thing is no greater than, and in some cases, less than, certain at-risk couples that are not genetically related. In fact, first cousins have about a 7% risk, substantially lower than some non-related at-risk couples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 15, 2002 Author Share Posted June 15, 2002 Choser Badda Boom! (rim shot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Wait.......you mean incest is WRONG?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Re: Choser Originally posted by KaBar Badda Boom! (rim shot) hmm.....i dont even know how to respond to that one. :confused: ha ha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Dude, you find incest and smoking porn strange? Inflating balloons is sexy. Gay men sneezing are sexy. Socks are sexy. Armpits are sexy. Getting haircuts is sexy. Leg casts are sexy. People who think they are horses are sexy. Goddamned prosthetic metal hooks are sexy. The fun never ends. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jismone Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 All ive seen about incest is that X-Files episode with the lobster shits and the buried baby.. thats gross ass fucked up shit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 haha, mamerroids...jeez.....too bad that prosthetic one doesn't have images, i'd be down with that shit.. incest spam...i think most likely is you've got a bunch of really fuckin' unlaid old men that haven't gotten any prime ass for a long time, and there all perved out and the thought of something extremely taboo probly gets them off....or it could be that they have such incredibly dull sex lives, hittin' the same buns monthly/yearly and all, that something really fucked up and out there tweaks their nipsz.. .....i can't believe that there is a section of the population that is seriously down with making something like that a reality..... who knows.......humans are fuckin' pervo....big time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 i know a kid w/ 2 pee holes on the end of his dick. i'm pretty sure its cuz of incestual relations. his mom told me about it, and he started crying. good parents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Originally posted by jismone All ive seen about incest is that X-Files episode with the lobster shits and the buried baby.. thats gross ass fucked up shit..... TELL YOU THE TRUTH THAT WAS A PRETTY DISTURBING EPISODE. AS A FAN OF THE HOWARD STERN SHOW ONE OF THE BEST PROGRAMS I'VE HEARD/SEEN WAS WHEN TWO REALLY HOT SISTERS CAME IN AND GOT ON EACHOTHER. IN THIS CASE, AS LONG AS IT AINT IN MY FAMILY I'VE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Originally posted by serpent of the light i know a kid w/ 2 pee holes on the end of his dick. i'm pretty sure its cuz of incestual relations. his mom told me about it, and he started crying. good parents... THAT SUCKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DvOTeR Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 After reading through this i was also thinking of the other disturbing shit i have seen, whether it has been emailed to me or i have seen it on http://www.rotten.com why do a small percentag of people actually find shit like sex with horses or sticking pipes with hamsters in there pussies or asses. Is there something in it that the greater population is missing out on?? Is there anyone on this thread that has had sex with an animal or rammed a sharp object into an oriface, if so would you please like to explain how it is a benefit to the curious number of people out there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 this thread proves,yet again that kabar is my mystical grandfather....incest is an enigma of the ages...you will not figure it out...Poe married his cousin..i mean c'mon...i guess sometimes your sibling or family member is lovely and readily available????who knows..im too intoxicated to be educated..fuck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt Poe married his cousin... So did Jerry Lee Lewis... well... not Poe's cousin... but... you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 Epispadias/ Hypospadias Serpent of the Night---What you are talking about (two urethral openings) is called either epispadias (opening on the top or beside the "normal" one) or hypospadias (opening somewhere on the lower surface of the penis, at the penoscrotal junction, between the scrotal folds or in the perineum (back by the anus). This defect has nothing to do with incest, though, it's simply an incomplete closure of the dorsal fusion of the penis when the kid is developing. (To oversimplify things: we all start out as "girls" but boys develop differently and "grow" a penis, etc.) The penis in the male, and the urethra in both male and female may be congenitally absent. (Bummer!) Other anomalies include double penis, congenital penile curvature or malrotation, microphallus (a very, very small penis), urethral stricture, stenosis and duplication. Also, the scrotum may fail to develop at all on one side or the other (hemiscrotum), or both, or contain hemangiomas (a benign tumor of enlarged blood vessels) which usually requires surgical removal of the affected testes, since they will probably grow larger and larger with age. Another bummer is scrotal transposition, where the scrotum is in front of (or above, depending on your point of view) of the penis, but this one can be corrected surgically pretty easily. And then there's cryptorchidism, where the testes do not descend normally from inside the body during development in utereo. This can be fixed with either injections of hcG (human chorionic gonadatropin) for a couple of weeks, causing the testes to finish developing and to descend on their own, or surgical repair, where they go in and move them where they belong. And some of you guys thought that God is not a merciful God, LOL. You better say "Thank you, Lord, for plumbing that works correctly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT TALKER Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 hey kabar i need to ask you something do you have aim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 incest is the best. put your sister to the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 Shit Talker I don't think so. Frankly, I'm pretty much computer illiterate. You can IM me straight off this website though, I think. People send me messages from time-to-time and I didn't give them my address, so they are getting it from here, somewhere. Or try this bogus Hotmail account: Rsaxon50@hotmail.com It's a complete dead end, my names not Saxon. I check it every day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 Back on topic, such as it is, I caught an episode of Jerry Springer once that had all these incestuous couples ON NATIONAL TV ("Hell, we ain't never gonna be able to go back to Kentucky after this!") that included brothers and sisters, uncle and niece and some cousins. The whole flavor of the show (well, the whole flavor of just about every Jerry Springer episode) was definately trailer park redneck. Two of the brother/sister couples weren't bad looking, but most of them looked like folks that would spend Friday night cruising around Hazard's main drag with a case of beer and a sawed-off shotgun, looking for a "good fight." Nobody threw any chairs, but you could have cut the Southern drawls with a Skilsaw they were so thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 much of the incest is in EASTERN kentucky, although i have never seen any. it sucks how all of ky is sterotyped as a redneck, incest, hatfield/mccoy place. there are a lot of cool things in kentucky, mainly around louisville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT TALKER Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 hey kabar man check your email dude thanks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 Mang, I meant no offense to Kentucky or Kentuckians. We Texans take a beating in the Northern media too, so don't feel too bad. There are plenty of screw-ups right in New York City, but you hardly ever see them on Jerry Springer or any of those other stupid-ass shows. They delight in making Southerners look as bad as possible. Besides that, I have a sister married to a native-born Kentuckian, and living in Louisville, and who used to live in Shepherdsville. Right down the road from the annual machine gun shoot in Knob Creek. Let that pussy Jerry Springer put that on his sorry program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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