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i really need to take a piss but i cant because i got a hard-on

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    this sucks.....[cringes]
     
  2. AcetOner

    AcetOner New Jack

    Joined: Sep 8, 2002 Messages: 68 Likes Received: 2
    lmao, i've been there.
     
  3. Merdle

    Merdle Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. amItoolate?

    amItoolate? Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 912 Likes Received: 0
    put your finger under the cold water and think about waterfalls
     
  5. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    ^^ hahah man cool quote, thats the kinda shit i think abuot when im high as fuck!
     
  6. AcetOner

    AcetOner New Jack

    Joined: Sep 8, 2002 Messages: 68 Likes Received: 2
    it's not the piss part, it's the pushing-down-your-boner-toward-the-toilet part. it's kinda uncomfortable. ;x
     
  7. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    yea...and then the piss stream like splits in twoo...and it gets all over the floor, toilet seat, and your leg!!!
     
  8. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    a little big but this should help you out...








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    [img]http://www.abunda.hpg.ig.com.br/sylviasaint/images/sylvia0004.jpg'>

    there you go...
     
  9. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

  10. socrates

    socrates Guest

  11. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    go stand in the shower and just let it free ahahahahahahaah
     
  12. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    We've all been there.

    When i was in basic training we had this guy who wet the bed everynight and would throw his sheets in the dryer,after a few times of this happening we could'nt use that dryer anymore because everything that came out of it smelled like piss.
     
  13. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    blanket party.... soap in socks
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    and oh-so-dangerous when drunk
     
  15. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    haha

    this is stupid
     
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