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i really need to take a piss but i cant because i got a hard-on

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i really need to take a piss but i cant because i got a hard-on

    Discussion started by -MOE LESTER- - Sep 22, 2002

    this sucks.....[cringes]
     
  2. AcetOner

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    AcetOner - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    lmao, i've been there.
     
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  3. Merdle

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    Merdle - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. amItoolate?

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    amItoolate? - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    put your finger under the cold water and think about waterfalls
     
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  5. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    ^^ hahah man cool quote, thats the kinda shit i think abuot when im high as fuck!
     
  6. AcetOner

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    AcetOner - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    it's not the piss part, it's the pushing-down-your-boner-toward-the-toilet part. it's kinda uncomfortable. ;x
     
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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    yea...and then the piss stream like splits in twoo...and it gets all over the floor, toilet seat, and your leg!!!
     
  8. iCEBERG

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    iCEBERG - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    a little big but this should help you out...








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    there you go...
     
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  9. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    too late!
     
  10. socrates

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    socrates - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    Jack off
     
  11. angry xbox

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    angry xbox - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    go stand in the shower and just let it free ahahahahahahaah
     
  12. NoamChomsky

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    NoamChomsky - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    We've all been there.

    When i was in basic training we had this guy who wet the bed everynight and would throw his sheets in the dryer,after a few times of this happening we could'nt use that dryer anymore because everything that came out of it smelled like piss.
     
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    WALE!pd - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    blanket party.... soap in socks
     
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    sneak - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    and oh-so-dangerous when drunk
     
  15. FROSTY

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    FROSTY - Replied Sep 22, 2002

    haha

    this is stupid
     
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