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i bought the best porn movie ever

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Sep 21, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    i was looking through my local porn shop on this very rainy evening when i stumbled upon the greatest porn movie ever :

    "The Fucking Elvises"

    it's a bunch of Elvis impersonators gangbanging some slut. i haven't seen it yet, but i'm hoping for lots of sterotypical Elvis phrases like "thankyouvery much" and "awhaw".

    i'm not even gonna get wood. i think that goes without saying...
     
  2. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Aw dude I couldn't hang with that. I can't handle watching gang bangs, let alone with guest appearances by Elvises. How much did you pay for that item?
     
  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    you bought porno. haha
     
  4. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    wow. you are my hero.

    It makes sense, I could see you hanging out in porno stores like it's no thang.
     
  5. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    it was like 25 bucks, but its gonna be so worth it when i review it for my zine...

    and yes, Mis, i am a creep like that
     
  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    YES DUDE YOU SCORED!!
    I saw that one years back. Shoulda got it for the laugh factor. But decided to spend my money on quality masturbatory material. Went back when i had money and couldn't find it.

    PISTOLGREENWITHENVYONER
     
  7. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    haha....elvises'...nice. i have yet to purchase a porno for myself. i went to go buy a porno for my girlfriend with her best friend. we ended up getting a video called "the perfect tit". pornos are more funny than "entertaining". i highly recommend anything that has tia bella in it. *drool* even the chicks i know that watch her on video thinks shes hot.
     
  8. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    Aww hell nah, It's all about the one I'm reviewing for my zine. AWESOME ASIA TWO!
    It's great, all the men wear these huge strap-ons. There is this one asian dude that comes out of nowhere wearing these tiny gym shorts and he unravels this huge cock that goes down to his ankle. Then he takes of the shorts revealing a strap on. He fucks the girls from like 3 feet away, an hour and a half of comedy.
     
  9. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    my little friend's friend has a brother who works at a porno place, so my little friend's friend gets fresh stuff thrown in his room constantly.....

    when I was younger and didn't have internet, porno places seem like such an awsome place to go to................
     
  10. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1

    yeah, i looked at all that shit and said "why spend money when i can download half of this whole place?"
     
  11. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    I guess it's something you just have to do.....



    buy your first porno.


    I always thought I would buy my first porn the same exact day as my 18th birthday, somehow it didn't happened.
     
  12. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    whatever, nowadays that isnt the point of porno movies, porno movies today are like real dirty comedies.

    that sounds fuking halerious.

    you ever seen these porn movies called "clicker" or something like that? those are funny as hell.
     
  13. C.O.P.S

    C.O.P.S Guest

  14. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    thas cause you are twelve
     
  15. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Is that what you tell the girls mand...that all the tapes are for "reviewing" purposes
     
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