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Mr. Mang

i bought the best porn movie ever

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i was looking through my local porn shop on this very rainy evening when i stumbled upon the greatest porn movie ever :

 

"The Fucking Elvises"

 

it's a bunch of Elvis impersonators gangbanging some slut. i haven't seen it yet, but i'm hoping for lots of sterotypical Elvis phrases like "thankyouvery much" and "awhaw".

 

i'm not even gonna get wood. i think that goes without saying...

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Guest Pilau Hands

Aw dude I couldn't hang with that. I can't handle watching gang bangs, let alone with guest appearances by Elvises. How much did you pay for that item?

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it was like 25 bucks, but its gonna be so worth it when i review it for my zine...

 

and yes, Mis, i am a creep like that

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YES DUDE YOU SCORED!!

I saw that one years back. Shoulda got it for the laugh factor. But decided to spend my money on quality masturbatory material. Went back when i had money and couldn't find it.

 

PISTOLGREENWITHENVYONER

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haha....elvises'...nice. i have yet to purchase a porno for myself. i went to go buy a porno for my girlfriend with her best friend. we ended up getting a video called "the perfect tit". pornos are more funny than "entertaining". i highly recommend anything that has tia bella in it. *drool* even the chicks i know that watch her on video thinks shes hot.

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Originally posted by Mr. Mang

it was like 25 bucks, but its gonna be so worth it when i review it for my zine...

 

and yes, Mis, i am a creep like that

 

Aww hell nah, It's all about the one I'm reviewing for my zine. AWESOME ASIA TWO!

It's great, all the men wear these huge strap-ons. There is this one asian dude that comes out of nowhere wearing these tiny gym shorts and he unravels this huge cock that goes down to his ankle. Then he takes of the shorts revealing a strap on. He fucks the girls from like 3 feet away, an hour and a half of comedy.

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Guest THEdude

my little friend's friend has a brother who works at a porno place, so my little friend's friend gets fresh stuff thrown in his room constantly.....

 

when I was younger and didn't have internet, porno places seem like such an awsome place to go to................

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Originally posted by THEdude

when I was younger and didn't have internet, porno places seem like such an awsome place to go to................

 

 

yeah, i looked at all that shit and said "why spend money when i can download half of this whole place?"

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Guest THEdude

I guess it's something you just have to do.....

 

 

 

buy your first porno.

 

 

I always thought I would buy my first porn the same exact day as my 18th birthday, somehow it didn't happened.

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Originally posted by Mr. Mang

i'm not even gonna get wood. i think that goes without saying...

 

whatever, nowadays that isnt the point of porno movies, porno movies today are like real dirty comedies.

 

that sounds fuking halerious.

 

you ever seen these porn movies called "clicker" or something like that? those are funny as hell.

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Originally posted by DorkstaR

haha....elvises'...nice. i have yet to purchase a porno for myself. i went to go buy a porno for my girlfriend with her best friend. we ended up getting a video called "the perfect tit". pornos are more funny than "entertaining". i highly recommend anything that has tia bella in it. *drool* even the chicks i know that watch her on video thinks shes hot.

 

thas cause you are twelve

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Guest socrates

Is that what you tell the girls mand...that all the tapes are for "reviewing" purposes

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Originally posted by socrates

Is that what you tell the girls mand...that all the tapes are for "reviewing" purposes

 

haha actually yeah. i jsut watched some of it just a minute ago. it's so low quality - acting and special effects.

 

some lady just sits there and wishes for elvises and they all appear. and bone her - ELVIS IMPERSONATION PHRASES AND ALL!

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Originally posted by socrates

Do they have the hair????

 

yeah! hair and accents. the whoel nine yards. when they're fucking her they say shit like "aw haw" and shit like that. fantastic.

 

 

some of their elvis haircuts are nothing but tamed mullets.

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Originally posted by socrates

Can we get some screen shots???

 

yes please?

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