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Hippies in my Home !

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, May 29, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    so I need help to sabotage my neighbors!

    let me explain...
    I'm in this new place, it's a large 2 bedroom + den,
    on the 2nd floor of a 3 story building. There's a flower shop
    on the first floor and an equal sized appartment on the top floor.

    So I'm doing some renovations and making the place nice.
    Then 6 people move into the place upstairs! and they're hippies!
    They refuse to lock the front door, despite the relative 'edge' of the area.
    They make giant piles of garbage and put so much trash out,
    that we got a notice from the city. The ripped up the carpets upstairs,
    and now there's zero noice protection.
    and why do people think that they can play the drums?
    You cant keep fucking time! Put down the conga!

    So here's what I think I'll do...
    Utilities are included, so he's the one getting their bill for 6 people instead of 2.
    And I know they didn't ask about ripping up the carpet.
    I want them gone!

    +plus.. they're all ugly girls! This one looks like she has razor burn!
  2. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    hippies--razor burn? those two don't go together... it probably scabies... that's reason enough to get rid of them...
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    that's what I'm saying...

    SHE looks like SHE has razor burn on her face.

    I'm going to have to raise some hell!
  4. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

    tell the landlord and getting there dirty stinky free loving greatful dead listening motherfuckers out of there.stupid hippies.
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I just looked up the municipal code...

    The landlord can evict you for the following grounds:
    - If your apartment is overcrowded contrary to municipal by-laws; or health standards.
    - If you and/or your guests cause damage, either by accident or on purpose to your apartment or the building. You can remedy the situation, by having the repair done yourself or by paying for the damage caused.
    - If you do illegal acts or allow someone to do illegal acts on the grounds or anywhere in the building, you do not necessarily have to be convicted for any offense;
    - If you or your guest impair the safety, or substantially interfere with the reasonable enjoyment of the building for other tenants;

    goodbye you bongo playing, pot smoking, quilt tripping, stink feet!
  6. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

    haha good one tease.
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I'm sure there's a big difference between the image we have of the Breadough ... ummm beardo,
    and these people in my house.

    They look like street people and refuse to play by the rules.
    Dont leave the fucking front door open!
    Only take out the garbage if a truck will pick it up!
    Dont flush while I'm in the shower!

    and here's one that killed me...
    one of them lit an insence stick and stuck it into a garbage bag in the hall.
    If you burn down my house... I'm using your skin to make a tent!
  8. paradiseXcity

    paradiseXcity New Jack

    Joined: Apr 15, 2001 Messages: 84 Likes Received: 0
    Rattin people out=bitch move. How bout you let people live their life the way they want and stay out of their buisnass.
  9. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i'm all for letting people live how they want... until it effects my life... i know i wouldn't want scabies from the neighbors... i wouldn't want to listen to bad off beat drumming all day... i wouldn't want huge piles of trash above my door or outside my building... also, the water heater for the building is probably meant to handle enough water for x amount of people... they've added 4 to that... if they're really hippies they probably don't shower, but still...

    if people don't have respect for me then why should i have respect for them? get them the fuck outta there, zesto... and steal their pot and sell it while your at it...
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    word! junkie speaks wisdom!

    and to counter...How bout you let people live their life the way they want and stay out of their buisnass.

    My new roomate has been in the same spot for 4 years!
    She is the longest tennant in the entire building (including the store downstairs).

    If they pull up the carpets and put their noise into my bedroom,
    I have no choice but to retaliate.
    zesto at the window
  11. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    look in the cop blotter and find a report on car stereo thefts, call the cops from a pay phone and say you want to give an annonymous tip for the stereo thefts, and say that you know the person who has been stealing car stereos and you feel guilty that you 'friend' is doing it...give theyre name and addy...and say you think they keep all the stolen radios in their bedroom closet....it probably wouldnt work, but hopefully the cops will storm theyre apartment with a warrent demanding to see the stolen radios and scaring them with 'cop jargon', while tearing through their bedrooms and making a terrible mess....maybe that will scare them away....
  12. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    oh, another thing-- when one person/group of people in an apartment fucks with their space- tearing up carpet, making noise, leaving huge piles of trash- they can ruin it for everyone... if the building only has 2 apartments then it could very well be easier for the landlord to just kick everyone out and turn it into offices or something than to try and get rid of just the one group of people... so, yeah... fuck 'em...
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    that's great! that's brilliant! that's EVIL !

    Scarry that you dont need a conviction!
    but I really dont want cops involved,
    I'm sure when the landlord finds out he's paying 3x Utilities, he'll flip!

    But this in your pipe and smoke it!
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    VJ... I just signed a 1-year lease with the landlord.

    The hippies are doing an illegal (no-lease) sub-let from the previous tennants.
    So they have no legal ground to stand on. He doesn't even have to file
    an eviction notice because they aren't legal tennants.

    they're one step above squatters !~
  15. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    easy homie.....go for a walk or something....cause you dont want to be one of those tenants....are they really infringing on your lifestyle all that bad.....rat just seems, eh, weak....hippies are cool, i dunno, im rambling.....just let em chill...

    plus if you kick em out where will beardo live!