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Great Conversation With Costanza....


Hank Parker

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I love how they portray how Texans talk. And it's true. I do talk like this...

 

Clayton: ...'till this bastard over here says: "let's call the sons o'bitches and go visit 'em on New York!"

 

George: Well, we're certainly glad that you could make it.

 

Gardner: I like your organization, George. We've been talkin' to a really friendly son of a bitch in the front office. Wilhelm, I think his name.

 

George: Oh yes, Mr.Wilhelm, yeah...

 

Gardner: He told us that George Costanza was gonna be takin' us bastards out on the town. I said: "that son of a bitch doesn't know what he's got in store for him!".

 

Zeke: Finish your drink?

 

George: Oh yeah, al-almost. Almost.

 

Zeke: Let's get that bastard bring us another round!

 

Clayton: You a big drinker, George?

 

George: Well...maybe not as much as this bastard...I can

 

hold my own!

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