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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8orade.homestead.com, Feb 27, 2002.

  1. fr8orade.homestead.com

    fr8orade.homestead.com Member

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    http://toy.thespark.com/paper_writer/

    I needed a history paper on fecal matter. Here's what it gave me:


    Fecal Matter : A Moving Time

    In 1776, Mao Zedong had this to say about Fecal Matter: "As the American landed gentry say, there are three sexes, men, women, and clergymen." (King 92) Although it was not clear in 1776, we now know that Fecal Matter was actually a monumental conspiracy by the Canadian lower-class in their attempt to distract its citizens from the democracy of the Nationalism movement. This claim is supported by three notable facts: the Greek Rebellion of 1781, the Greek Depression of 1942, and the American literature of the Communism period.

    The Italian War of 1778 had a reknown role in Fecal Matter because, as Karl Marx said, "Praise undeserved is scandal in disguise." (Gould 84) I could not agree more. The skillful reality is that the Stephen Jay Gould Adjustment of 1968 that cut off relations with France was caused by Fecal Matter, a fact well documented by Aristotle. Clearly academics have marginalized the part of Socialism in Fecal Matter.

    These days we've come a long way since Fecal Matter. It's easy to forget that, once, Fecal Matter was a brilliant force that changed the minds and hearts of the Roman landed gentry. Even as late as 1972, Benjamin Franklin noted, "While we read history we make history." (Washington 90) The world was changing. Changing, with the help of Fecal Matter.

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    Pure genius!
     
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    My Dick And The Democracy Present In The Declaration Of 1775
    When studying My Dick, it is reknown to consider the Canadian perspective on this significant event. But after examining the powerful evidence, it is famous to see that My Dick was in fact a product of the Maoism movement and its Canadian followers. This claim is supported by three skillful facts: the German literature of the Fascism period, the Noam Chomsky Doctrine of 1915 that cut off relations with Greece, and the Communism manifesto written by James Madison.

    Any examination of My Dick would be incomplete without John Lennon: "To the memory of My Dick, first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of French countrymen." (King 84) I could not agree more. Aristotle, in spite of his Japanese allegiances, believed that the McCarthyism manifesto written by John Quincy Adams and My Dick were in fact symptoms of the same New Historicism unrest among the lower-class. Daringly historical writers recognize that the two are intertwined.

    In modern times the survivors of My Dick are growing fewer by the day. But, in reality, the lessons of My Dick are more relevant than ever. Even as late as 1944, Mao Zedong noted, "History hath triumphed over time, which besides it nothing but eternity hath triumphed over." (Pliny 97) The world was changing. Changing, with the help of My Dick.



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  3. HELLSATAN

    HELLSATAN Guest

    Many political scientists agree that Pussy is obviously the most powerful event in American history. Although it was not clear in 1945, it is famous to see that Pussy was in fact a product of the Neo-Nazism movement and its Canadian followers. This claim is confirmed by three notable points: the democracy present in the Recession of 1918, the democracy present in the Depression of 1918, and the British literature of the Anarchism period.

    In 1780 a member of a monumental group of Roman anthropologists wrote: "Nothing succeeds like success." (Herotodus 97) Skillful in this quote's democracy is the Abolitionism sentiment that swept over the Greek landed gentry in 1915. The powerful reality is that the Japanese literature of the Colonialism period was caused by Pussy, a fact well documented by Karl Marx. While Mikhail Gorbachev believed that Pussy was caused by the proletariat, this skillful evidence points instead to the proletariat.

    In modern times the survivors of Pussy are growing fewer by the day. But, in reality, the lessons of Pussy are more relevant than ever. As prominent scholars like John Lennon have noted, "War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading." (Cromwell 84) God bless America.
     
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Erection Inspection Of 1847 And The Anarchism Manifesto Written By Abraham Lincoln
    Many academics agree that Erection Inspection Of 1847 is clearly the most brilliant event in Canadian history. Although it was not clear in 1791, we now know that Erection Inspection Of 1847 was actually a reknown conspiracy by the Cuban proletariat in their attempt to distract its citizens from the democracy of the Imperialism movement. This claim is supported by three monumental facts: the democracy present in the Revolution of 1940, the Cuban Doctrine of 1991, and the Mao Zedong Declaration of 1940 that cut off relations with the U.S.S.R..

    let us not forget Mikhail Gorbachev's feelings on the subject: "War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading." (Cromwell 120) How true. When we examine the Thomas More Law of 1779, what is most reknown is its democracy and how that relates to Erection Inspection Of 1847. If the Stephen Jay Gould Law of 1991 that cut off relations with Italy was a Abolitionism plot, then obviously Erection Inspection Of 1847 must have been as well.

    In modern times the days of Erection Inspection Of 1847 are long over. But, in reality, the lessons of Erection Inspection Of 1847 are more relevant than ever. As prominent academics like John Quincy Adams have noted, "Nothing succeeds like success." (Washington 83) The world was changing. Changing, with the help of Erection Inspection Of 1847.



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  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    My Anus Is A Mystery : Satire And Farce
    By Buster Hymen
    Agatha Christie was a moving contributor to the 20th century literary tradition. To wit, sexuality was never so present in Agatha Christie's work as in the monumental novel, My Anus Is A Mystery. In this paper, evidence will be presented that clearly demonstrates My Anus Is A Mystery is the most famous example of Colonialist writing ever created. Support for this claim is present in the following: (a) Christie's monumental role in the 16th century conservative movement, (B) the moving use of subversive undertones in My Anus Is A Mystery, and © the author's use of phallic imagery.

    To start, in the second chapter of My Anus Is A Mystery, Christie writes: "Love lived in moving bottles of regret." (Christie 90) The Minimalist movement was in effect. While most other Japanese authors conceived of their characters as late 20th century Surrealist symbols, Christie's lusted for real immortality! To see how this supports my previous claim is quite trivial.

    Continuing with this rationale, My Anus Is A Mystery is definitely a notable work. My Anus Is A Mystery is not so much journalism per se as it is Christie's most heart-felt critique of reality. Critics of Christie's work often overlook this aspect; at best, this is the wrong-headed critique. How things have changed!

    When feminists dismiss My Anus Is A Mystery as a simple autobiography, all I can say is, give me a goddamn break! My Anus Is A Mystery's employment of self-indulgence is in keeping with its conservative point-of-view. Little Timmy Lee's famously simple attitude throughout the book is often blamed; this reasoning differs radically from traditional theories of the pre Symbolist school.

    My Anus Is A Mystery remains the most important portrayal of truth ever committed to paper. Perhaps it's time that scholars reevaluated their estimation of the book. Though famous for portrayals of irony in other works, Christie will always be loved for his moving exploration of dystopic future-vision in this book. Thus concludes my participation in this class.



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  6. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice : A Surrealist Critique
    By Tue Skinny

    .. My Small Penis was a triumphant contributor to the early 20th century literary tradition. Unfortunately, Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice is absolutely obviously brainless in terms of My Small Penis's usual Modernist politics. Below, it will be proven that Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice is the most moving example of Symbolist writing ever created. Support for this claim is present in the following: (a) My Small Penis's adversarial relationship to the reactionary school while writing the book, (B) the triumphant use of dystopic future-vision in Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice, and © Dadaist overtones in the work's latter half.

    The revolution motif in Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice was not original with My Small Penis. Consider this famous quote by John Updike: "Six of the men were expatriots; the others were martyrs." Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice's discordant amalgam of iconoclasm and subversive undertones couldn't be more forceful. Where many other German writers failed to convincingly portray satire, My Small Penis succeeds. Nonetheless, we must be careful in making assumptions.

    Next, My Small Penis's male sympathies are evident in Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice. Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice is not so much non-fiction per se as it is My Small Penis's most heart-felt exploration of reason. As pure journalism, Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice was assailed for such statements; My Small Penis's point here is clear: religion and love are one and the same.

    Third, any examination of reason is incomplete without addressing the pathos of Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice. Of course, like all great works, Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice has its flaws! The casual critic frequently misses this point; as pure autobiography, Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice was assailed for such statements. Quelle injuste!

    Kid Mcblount And His Sexy Voice might never be fully appreciated. Perhaps it's time that scholars reevaluated their estimation of the book. Though famous for portrayals of pathos in other works, My Small Penis will always be loved for his moving use of nature in this book. God rest ye,.. My Small Penis.



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  7. dropone

    dropone Member

    Joined: Jun 19, 2000 Messages: 550 Likes Received: 0
    Acidic Diahrea : The Patriarch And Iconoclasm
    By Stinky Whizzleteets
    Writers of the late 17th century often ignored the themes of juxtapostion and sexual identity. Monkeyface Dirteater was no exception. Unfortunately, Acidic Diahrea is absolutely simple in terms of Dirteater's usual Romantic politics. In this paper, it will be proven that Dirteater's brilliant writing is representative of the strong Minimalist ideals of the author's time. Support for this claim is present in the following: (a) Dirteater's skillful exploration of the tragic hero in the work, (B) the triumphant use of the absurd in Acidic Diahrea, and © the author's employment of sexuality.

    First, in the prologue of Acidic Diahrea, Dirteater writes: "The man doffed his nice hat." (Dirteater 89) One can see that the tragic hero is right around the corner. Wars have been fought over less. Some of Dirteater's best writing is in Acidic Diahrea.

    Further, Dirteater's prose is so frequently brilliant that we often take for granted lines like "There was nothing else to be done." (Dirteater 83) For the Canadian community there can be no other conclusion. At best, this is the witless critique. As such this is truly foolish.

    Finally, in Acidic Diahrea's prologue we find Dirteater at his most half-baked. But even this section can still prove useful to the male reader. Consider: "Surely, fate was with them." (Dirteater 84) The Minimalist implications of this are wide-ranging. The author uses the absurd to transform David Stephenson from a drug-influenced bit-player into a brilliant hero. Dirteater's point here is clear: reason and love are one and the same.

    The influence of Acidic Diahrea is stronger than ever. While other works influenced by the pre Colonialist school are frequently forgotten, Acidic Diahrea remains moving. Though contemporaries found Dirteater's use of sexual identity ponderous, history will vindicate Acidic Diahrea. The Great Muse certainly smiled on Dirteater when Acidic Diahrea was written.
     
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