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"an ode to beardo"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    posted by someone on a different board. all in good fun, of course. although i battle with this fool all the time.

    "an ode to beardo"

    You pretend to be an artist, yet you are merely a vandal
    Whenever I point this out it creates a giant scandal
    Armed with some spraypaint, you tag like a gang member
    But you are just a weird white boy, that's all, remember
    Your fascination with bunny porn is really quite strange
    Posting bunny pictures, there is nothing more deranged
    Your random foolish posts have almost no meaning at all
    Your weirdness is evident and it drives me up the wall
    I have no need for your drivel, nor your failed attempt at art
    In your general direction, I unleash a grand juicy fart

    hahaha i love it!
    seems that you're more fun when not moderating:D
  3. hippies are ruthless

    (i know, i know. the "hippie" thing is old, and we need new material, but dont try and tell me this didn't come off the phish message board...)
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    they've got a crush on ya beards.
  5. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

  6. beardo

    beardo Guest

    jeeeeezus.. could it be slower around here today?
  7. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    bunny porn. ahaha
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    just let a beer and brocoli fart out is smells so bad...and guess what I am eating..thats right, 2 chili and cheesedouble cheese burgers. good thing my undies aren't white.
  9. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    im lactose intolerant and i think beardo smells like toona phish.
  10. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    beardo the weirdo

    oh no!! a juicy fart?!

    poor beardo..he's really in over his head now..

    KING OF HELL Guest

    an ode to the beard.

    armpit odor to make you faint. :scramble:
    and an addiction to mixing paint. :crazy:
    and during this very hobbie, :dazed:
    even though i know he is sorry,:eek:
    the mother fucker blew up my kitchen. :eek:
    and about that i will never stop bitchin'. :mad:

    hows that one?
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    hahahaha stay tuned dude, the pics are making an encore appearance real soon.

  13. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    pics of the blown up kitchen? oh goodie.
  14. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    Is that the dude who posted the pictures of a blown up red can all over his new white kitchen? That was the funniest shit back then.
  15. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    Wow you moderators seem to have all the fun on this board... :p