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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ski Mask, Dec 31, 2002.

  1. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

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    Brit comic Ali G dodges hotel room bullet
    Tuesday, December 31, 2002 Posted: 10:48 AM EST (1548 GMT)


    Ali G: Never heard the 5 a.m. bullet

    TEL AVIV, Israel -- Comic Ali G had a narrow escape after a bullet zipped through his hotel suite as two men shot themselves in a double suicide pact in the next room.

    The spoof rapper from London, England, real name Sacha Baron Cohen, was asleep when the shot was fired at 5:00 a.m. (0700 GMT) and apparently did not hear a thing.

    Zeev Keren, the manager of the David Intercontinental Hotel in Tel Aviv, Israel, said: "He was laughing about it before he heard it was a suicide. He thought someone had shot at the room. He was very easy about it.

    "At 5 a.m. he heard some arguing between his neighbours next door but did not pay much attention and went back to sleep."

    Cohen and his girlfriend, Isla Fisher, slept through the shooting but when they got up at midday they noticed what was described as a "spider web" crack in the window.

    The bullet from the powerful M-16 machine gun had passed through the concrete wall of the room next door and exited through Ali G's hotel room window.

    The comedian thought someone had shot at the room from outside -- and called the front desk at the hotel.

    Keren said Cohen's girlfriend noticed the window was broken. "She was very scared. It looked like the bullet had come from outside." Management investigated and called in police, who found the hole in the wall.

    Cohen, 31, and former "Home and Away" TV soap actress Fisher, 26, who are on holiday in Israel, were taken to another room. They were told later about the suicide next door and gave statements.

    In the neighbouring room, police had found the bodies of two dead men and the M-16 machine gun. The men were Arik Gavrielov, 24, and his cousin, an 18-year-old soldier, whose name has not yet been confirmed.

    The two had checked into the hotel on Sunday, said hotel spokeswoman Varda Chassel. During the night, they ordered what Chassel called "a great deal of food and alcohol", including a bottle of wine, eight beers, and cognac.

    Police found a letter apologising for the damage caused by the suicides and, beside it, $140 to cover its cost. In the "touching letter," the two also apologised to the hotel for "ruining the holiday," Chassel said.

    It was also discovered that the younger man had left a message on his mobile phone's voice mail, apparently intended for his girlfriend, apologising to her, his family, and even wishing everyone a happy new year.

    They also requested their family's support for their actions, but left little information regarding their motive, reports the Jerusalem Post.

    According to police sources, each was killed by a single bullet.

    Cohen starred in his own hit British show "Da Ali G Show" and has recently released a feature film, "Ali G In Da House." He and Fisher are to marry this summer after she has learned about the Jewish faith and converted to Judaism.

    Cohen spent a year on a kibbutz in Israel in 1990. He was not immediately available for comment. He is due back at the hotel on Saturday after travelling in Israel, according to hotel management.
  2. Potato Salad

    Potato Salad Guest

  3. Wait, that's a spoof rapper? I seriously thought all this time that he was one of the dudes from N'Sync. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  5. ^For a second I thought that was a closeup of a gaping butthole รก la goatse.cx
  6. l0rdka0s

    l0rdka0s Guest

  7. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

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    man, this motherfucker never ceases with the jokes....
  8. Hahahahaha, no, I'm so fucking serious... I thought he was this clown:

  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  10. railroadjerk

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  11. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

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    what the fuck is coming out of his nose????
  12. socrates

    socrates Guest

  13. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 192

    SRGUN GNRAL Member

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    he has a tv show where he rapes madonna and eats the german food she keeps making and he says "madonna and german food woowaaah"
    and thats his main line and everyone love how gangmemberish he is and his mom is in a gang she calls crack slanger and there moto is "shit and do more but fuck with our gang members and you'll be pissin ass out your retina" but they only say it when cops are talking about hookers

    look up ali g on kazaa and then eat tims food and you will think it is the bomb shit
  15. bufme1

    bufme1 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 2,340 Likes Received: 2
    never seen in the same place at the same time.........