SleepAnDream Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 halloween night..... James Madison University.... I am a drunken, 7 ft 6 in inflatable penis. wait a second, i dont think youre following. let me go off on a side note real quick....this costume was made out of tan nylon and it had two gigantic balls at the bottom. the head was tan as well but i took care of that with a call of american accent raspberry i believe, anyways, it had two battery packs which attached to your belt. these said battery packs powered two portable fans inside the costume itself. when turned on, you inflate into the most obnoxiously huge erection youve ever see. a classy outfit i assure you. now that you have a brief idea, i shall continue.... As im walking around the thousands of people at this college, all of these hot ass scantily clad temptresses bumrush me, asking for pictures, hugging me, licking me, squeezing my huge inflatable balls all claiming they could take me. reluctantly, i begin fending the gorgeous ladies off with my costume, i turn my attention back to my girlfriend (which i was totally disregarding at the moment.) and she was a little pissed....huh, whats new... SO i am standing there with my somewhat conservative girlfriend, whom is slightly preturbed at the costume choice i had picked, trying to get a beer, desparately. as i am standing there, someone steps on my gigantic inflatable nutsac and one of the fan blades breaks off in the fan, completley deflating the 7 foot cock. quickly thinking and in despatate need of some costume viagra, i break the fan and fix it mcguyver style right there in the middle of all theses people. moments later my impersonation of ron jeremy was back in full effect.... not two second later i hear "why are you wearing that?" whom else would he be talking to? prolly me, the dick, so i turn around to see this huge ass drunk fuck dressed up as the jolly green giant. painted all green, wearing a suit of fake leaves, a cute little halo of salad green adorning his head as well....anyways...i look at him for a second and ask him why hes wearing a fruity little leotard made out of the plastic leaves you find in an aisle 7 in a michaels store. that didnt go over well with the not so jolly giant. anyways, to make this story alot shorter... the jolly green giant was trying to fight me, the giant seven foot phallus. talking all sorts of shit but doing nothing except stepping back when i took a step towards him. although we unfortunatley never did get to fight who do you think would have won? and how funny would it be to see a sight like that when you were drunk as shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 you shoulda kicked his drunk green ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 11, 2003 Author Share Posted November 11, 2003 i was with my girl, trying to be civil, sorta. she said she was about to mace him, so i think that mos def woulda tipped the scales in my favor. my girlfriend suprises me often. ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 you sound like a major dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StIdesChurch Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 hahahaha could you manuever (sp?) well enough in the suit to fight him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL you sound like a major dick :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 i speak for everyone* we need photos of the costume, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I have a friend who attends JMU. Stefan Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by Coffie Crave i speak for everyone* we need photos of the costume, I second this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I think you would've def been the weiner of that fight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 this thread rocks :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream ....someone steps on my gigantic inflatable nutsac....completley deflating the 7 foot cock... :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 as previously stated... we need photos of the costume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 12, 2003 Author Share Posted November 12, 2003 ill get some once this chick gets em developed. and prolly not, i couldnt move for shit guy....ha;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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