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A 7 and a half foot penis VS The Jolly Green Giant.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SleepAnDream, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    halloween night.....

    James Madison University....

    I am a drunken, 7 ft 6 in inflatable penis.

    wait a second, i dont think youre following. let me go off on a side note real quick....this costume was made out of tan nylon and it had two gigantic balls at the bottom. the head was tan as well but i took care of that with a call of american accent raspberry i believe, anyways, it had two battery packs which attached to your belt. these said battery packs powered two portable fans inside the costume itself. when turned on, you inflate into the most obnoxiously huge erection youve ever see. a classy outfit i assure you. now that you have a brief idea, i shall continue....

    As im walking around the thousands of people at this college, all of these hot ass scantily clad temptresses bumrush me, asking for pictures, hugging me, licking me, squeezing my huge inflatable balls all claiming they could take me. reluctantly, i begin fending the gorgeous ladies off with my costume, i turn my attention back to my girlfriend (which i was totally disregarding at the moment.) and she was a little pissed....huh, whats new...

    SO i am standing there with my somewhat conservative girlfriend, whom is slightly preturbed at the costume choice i had picked, trying to get a beer, desparately. as i am standing there, someone steps on my gigantic inflatable nutsac and one of the fan blades breaks off in the fan, completley deflating the 7 foot cock. quickly thinking and in despatate need of some costume viagra, i break the fan and fix it mcguyver style right there in the middle of all theses people. moments later my impersonation of ron jeremy was back in full effect....

    not two second later i hear "why are you wearing that?" whom else would he be talking to? prolly me, the dick, so i turn around to see this huge ass drunk fuck dressed up as the jolly green giant. painted all green, wearing a suit of fake leaves, a cute little halo of salad green adorning his head as well....anyways...i look at him for a second and ask him why hes wearing a fruity little leotard made out of the plastic leaves you find in an aisle 7 in a michaels store. that didnt go over well with the not so jolly giant. anyways, to make this story alot shorter... the jolly green giant was trying to fight me, the giant seven foot phallus. talking all sorts of shit but doing nothing except stepping back when i took a step towards him. although we unfortunatley never did get to fight
    who do you think would have won? and how funny would it be to see a sight like that when you were drunk as shit?
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you shoulda kicked his drunk green ass
  3. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    i was with my girl, trying to be civil, sorta. she said she was about to mace him, so i think that mos def woulda tipped the scales in my favor. my girlfriend suprises me often. ha.
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    you sound like a major dick
  5. StIdesChurch

    StIdesChurch Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 177 Likes Received: 0

    could you manuever (sp?) well enough in the suit to fight him?
  6. krie

    krie Guest

  7. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    i speak for everyone*

    we need photos of the costume,
  8. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I have a friend who attends JMU. Stefan Black.
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I second this.
  10. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    I think you would've def been the weiner of that fight.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  11. rubbish heap

    rubbish heap Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 1,563 Likes Received: 2
    this thread rocks :king:
  12. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

  13. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,350 Likes Received: 154
    as previously stated...

    we need photos of the costume
  14. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    ill get some once this chick gets em developed. and prolly not, i couldnt move for shit guy....ha;)