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ive been at my job 11 years (this past wednesday). obviously i like it. i think in this economy any job that is nt completely retarded is worth holding on to. of a staff of about 250, 90% are female. one thing i learned, again, is that females hate to work and equally hate being broke (confused). but they love to complain - about everything - even shit that does not matter. this transcends race, class and age. but they are fun to work with and there are quite a few hot ass chicks - so the eye candy factor makes up for it. i supervise a team of 25 people and dealing with 25 different personalities is fucking insane. dealing with retarded ass customers is no walk in the park either. customers ask to speak with a supervisor and feel compelled to tell me their story, even though i will 99% of the time just give them whatever they are asking for. i just wish they asked for what they want first instead of telling me how they feel abuout it...cause i could really give a fuck about how you FEEL about it. anyway, i interviewed for a promotion on wednesday, so hopefully soon, i'll be dealing with more personalities, and talking to more retarded ass customers, for twice the pay...

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True. At the same time, it's not smart to show coworkers the images.

 

We have a sales rep have half her placenta spill out while sitting at her desk. She claimed she never knew she was pregnant. I always saw her smoke cigarettes, drink energy drinks, and eat junk food. She always looked miserable in the mornings too. I was wondering if she was pregnant the entire time and my suspicions were confirmed. From what I was told, she had twins and what she spewed out was one of them. This woman continues to smoke cigarettes.

 

quite sad, but your rendition of it is hysterical!!!

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