person Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 http://gawker.com/5605956/marylands-alleged-semen-attacker-charged Maryland's Alleged Semen Attacker Charged A man has been accused of spraying bottled semen onto the backs of shoppers in Maryland. And then taking pictures. As one resident put it: "Oh, that's nasty. Oh, that's really not good. That's disgusting." What's long and hard and full of semen? No, no, not a submarine: The answer is, "the bottle that Michael Edwards Jr. allegedly used to squirt semen on the backs of shoppers in Gaithersburg, Maryland." Edwards, pictured, is said to have walked up behind a woman in a Giant store and sprayed a liquid on her back before taking a photo. He's alleged to have pulled the same stunt on a woman at a craft store. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MacDough Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 That's quite a smirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 who woulda thunk it was a black guy if the picture wasnt posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yeah, this is traditional white guy crime But with obama in office racial barriers are getting broken down How about that guy that shot up his workplace the other week for stealing beer? That kind of shit has been strictly disgruntled white guy crime for the longest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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