Guest spectr Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 well thats pretty much the fucking truth... that kid was a scumbag.. my ex triend to get me to let him live with us... I shot that down as quick as I possibly could.... I would rather sleep in some fucking grimey squat in west oakland having to worry about crackwhores bringing johns up in there to fuck than live with that kid.... man that house was fucking nuts... you should have just burned it to the ground before you moved out... that would have been fucking great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 It came really, really close to happening one night. And guess who would have died? That's right, yours truly. The shithead-streetkid-wastes-of-an-orgasm got a free 25 pound turkey for Thanksgiving, and tried to cook it in a 8"x10" brownie pan. I was passed the fuck out upstairs. I guess the turkey leaked grease into the bottom of the oven, and caught fire. They somehow pulled the turkey out of the oven, then dude runs up with a pitcher of water to pour on top of a smoking grease fire. They slapped dude in the head, and threw a towel over it and stomped it out. I wish they had stomped HIM out. Anyway, I was asleep upstairs through the entire thing. I was the only person who didn't get yanked out of the house when it happened. You know why? Because I'm quiet. I don't feel the need to blast shitty rap metal in my room at all hours of the day so people can feel me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I fucking hate it when some Indian call center is on the other end of the phone. Though I wouldn't mind a hot Indian chick on the other end of the bone. A step in the right direction. call this number and get back at them... 714 782 3167 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 this chick is marriage type right here http://amazon.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5016/Events/5016/ParminderN_Ausse_9576107_400.jpg.html?hint=group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 lol... mother fucker has a tail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Telephone indians are super nice and courteous everytime ive ever called a center and dealt with them its been no problem Id rather deal with an indian than fucking talking to a machine who keeps asking me to repeat something because it couldnt understand me or press a button selection after giving me 928272711 options to choose from im not giving indian people props though in real life theyre shit bags rude disrespectful ungrateful and dirty and worst of all they smell like fucking onion how do you smell like onion my nigga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 haha... my mother was complaining to me that some indian outsourcers were totally disrespecting her over the phone demanding to speak to the man of the house. i had the pleasure of talkin with one.. i told him our american women are more important than the men in india.. he got a little offended... i try to piss them off and get them to say stupid shit.. they're being recorded and will lose their jobs in losing their temper.. once in a while i'll ask them if they believe in the powers of satan.. they get freaked.. i talked about murding some of them, but im always polite to their women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Telephone indians are super nice and courteous everytime ive ever called a center and dealt with them its been no problem Id rather deal with an indian than fucking talking to a machine who keeps asking me to repeat something because it couldnt understand me or press a button selection after giving me 928272711 options to choose from im not giving indian people props though in real life theyre shit bags rude disrespectful ungrateful and dirty and worst of all they smell like fucking onion how do you smell like onion my nigga? fuck machines talk to a human http://gethuman.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Youre either gonna talk t6o an indian or youre at the mercy of the machines having you press buttons upon prompts except for best buy i wanted to invoke my warranty on my PS2 and when i called them up to see if i could get a replacement BOTH times i talked to american women awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Ive never heard the term *pregnancy outsourcing* before, but Im pretty sure weve been doing it in Mexico for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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