Seffiks Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Surrogate Mothers: Womb for Rent Customer service, tech support...these days we outsource everything to India. So why not pregnancy? Here is a report on the growing number of Indian women willing to carry an American child. http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/womenintheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=5835633>1=10715 thats just fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Holy shit. Wouldn't the baby come out half indian? Where do they come up with this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 No offense but I don't want no indian babies... If Puerto Rico started doing this maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I fucking hate it when some Indian call center is on the other end of the phone. Though I wouldn't mind a hot Indian chick on the other end of the bone. A step in the right direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 you know? shit is ass backward got jack in the box hiring some korean girl, that don't speak a lick of engrish, working the drive thru and citibank hiring a room full of indian cats to explain negative amortization over the phone ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 what the fuck is negative amortization? or do you still not know since it was some indian dude trying to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 bad enough I never understand a fucken word they say when calling random tech supports, but when I ask them to repeat themselves for like the 3rd time they get upset. shit fucken take some vocational / american accent classes. lol. so to this womb rental sounds like a great way for them to either hijack the baby and sell it on the black market or they just start sending back the kids to make themselves the new superior race.. ::weedbreak:: heres for you some1. I know you like spreading that hummus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i would totally do it if it was in Ireland and i was guaranteed a boy with that accent... little guy could pull so much pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i refuse to speak to indians on support lines. i ask to speak to an american. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Damn..... I'm not paying fucking $$$ for some Indian hillbilly to have my child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 what the fuck is negative amortization? or do you still not know since it was some indian dude trying to tell you. " negative amortization Definition A gradual increase in mortgage debt that occurs when the monthly payment is insufficient to cover the interest due, and the balance owed keeps increasing (at least in the first few years). " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 A: Hey, that reminds me...how'd you and Ed get a kid so fast? Dot and I tried to adopt and they told us we'd have to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said FIVE years?...what else you got? They said they had a Negro with its heart born on the outside. It's a crazy world. B: Someone oughta sell tickets. A: I'd buy one. What movie is that from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 NO idea shai, but, does the world really need more babies like this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 seriously im not saying that these people have bad genes but i mean come on you got no clue what this seraget mother is into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I just want to impregnate a bunch of indian women then split back to the u.s. leaving thousands of illegitamite bastard children over there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I just want to impregnate a bunch of indian women then split back to the u.s. leaving thousands of illegitamite bastard children over there... send your proposal to the 12oz headquarters.. they fund projects of this caliber. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Go for it spectr!!! I think you should do it. I would bang that Ashyraya or whatever her name is though. She could have my babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 man the world is fucked up i'd give negative props to india, if i was able to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i'm definitely putting in for a scholarship from 12oz academy so that i might realize my dream of a midget army. and if i get some indian wet, well, so be it, but my dream is to have a multi-cultural army of the little bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Aishwarya Rai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 She looks white or possibly Gypsy but no way does she look Indian. Thats one thing I've noticed on 12oz. When someone posts their version of the hottest non white girls of any race, It's the whitest looking one. Not that white girls aren't hot. but when I want some curry, gimme that spicy shit. I'm not looking for the watered down for westerners version. /smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 NO idea shai, but, does the world really need more babies like this?? yes the world def DOES need more octopod kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I just want to impregnate a bunch of indian women then split back to the u.s. leaving thousands of illegitamite bastard children over there... You smoke too much dope. Your sperm are so retarded that they probably swim backwards, AWAY from the egg. No offense. But, that's not to say that you shouldn't TRY to do this. You never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 jesus christ. tech support, wombs...what's next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 send your proposal to the 12oz headquarters.. they fund projects of this caliber. :) Hell yes proposal getting written in the near future to be sent in... shai_hulud Quote: Originally Posted by spectr (View Original Post) I just want to impregnate a bunch of indian women then split back to the u.s. leaving thousands of illegitamite bastard children over there... You smoke too much dope. Your sperm are so retarded that they probably swim backwards, AWAY from the egg. No offense. But, that's not to say that you shouldn't TRY to do this. You never know. you know shai I am probably the only person with locks you know who doesn't smoke constantly... though I did just find about 8 feet of san pedro, nicely cut and stuck inside a bag when walking home the other night... so after finals... I think its going to be me, hot springs, san pedro... then me, lots of beer, paint, someones couch, and the east bay.... edit: oh yeah i can always go to that sperm bank I donated to years ago and jack my sperm then use a turkey baster, if my sperm is to fucked up now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 SPIDER BABIES ASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 What happened, spectr? Wait...maybe you didn't smoke that much weed. I forget. I have a wet brain. I do remember taking San Pedro and passing out on the couch in your back yard in Berkeley that one night. I had a dream that I died, but it wasn't scary or anything. It was like, "Oh, I'm dead. Wow, how about that." Then I stole a bunch of your beer, and went home. That was the night you tried to convince me that pit bull wasn't going to bite me, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 actually that was ayahuasca not san pedro... san pedro is what some kid ate a big pot of at your house around last x-mas... the big pot a friend of mine left on your stove when he split town to go down to l.a. with his crew of kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 actually that was ayahuasca not san pedro... san pedro is what some kid ate a big pot of at your house around last x-mas... the big pot a friend of mine left on your stove when he split town to go down to l.a. with his crew of kids... I thought that was datura that those kids ate. I'm pretty sure it was datura. The datura incident sucked a mile of dirty cock. I wanted to fucking KILL those dirty scumfuck kids. But, NOOOO...i got talked out of it. I was screaming at them, waving a baseball bat...I meant Business, but as always, I got outvoted when it really mattered. So it goes. Your friend was okay. The guys who came to my house and committed numerous felonies were decidedly NOT cool. I had a really bad case of the flu last Xmas, and they kept me awake ALL FUCKING NIGHT and wouldn't share any of their drugs with me. There were dudes blazing rock in the kitchen, and one of my roommates got a nine pulled on him by some thug that was there to do business...not fucking cool at ALL. So, fuck those guys...and you can tell them I said that. Not the dude from Canada, he was nice. He actually left when I said, "Enough is enough." I heard a rumor that a certain cat made a lot of money off letting them do that in the house...and that the money was supposed to go towards the house but ended up mysteriously going missing. You hear anything about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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