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People fear you because they respect you so much. Teenage puny is always being thrown at your, but its last thing on your mind cause your 14" schlong is only reserved for the woman who can handle it. Daily fruit basket deliveries are the norm. But you don't prefer fruit that's mechanically processed so your bi-weekly Whole Food grocery shopping takes care of that iron fist stomach of yours. constipation, more like regurgitated food, you're so fit that your body doesn't need to absorb vitamins and minerals from food, your body makes the shit and better. You could single handedly cure cancer and aids (but not malaria) but you choose not to cause you know its for the better of man kind to form an immunity through natural processes. Philosophers come to you for answers, Plato died with tons of questions cause he didn't come to you for advise so his soul was lost in confusion. Poor guy. But you're ability to stay up 24/7 not needing sleep cause you can sleep and do shit at the same time, has given you the ability to make daily trips to his grave to drop of flowers and maybe a fruit basket or two...

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