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Excuses, excuses...

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Whats the funniest, lamest, smartest, or just the most retarded excuse you've ever seen beside a piece?

 

-I was wearing tight jeans, and I had a boner

-Age's farts were burning my eyes

 

Or if not an excuse, whats the best little quote you've seen?

 

-Tars, be nicer to your mom

-Gretzky shoots, Jesus saves

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A quote:

 

Chicken Sandwich with Swiss Cheese equals $1.29!!

 

A friend of mine used to always insist that we go to Jack In The Box to get some food after painting this train spot down the street from there!!

I guess food was on the brain....

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Guest dukeofyork

anything penis hits up...

be it "im scared"

or "poopoo head"

 

 

dude is on some next shit.

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Guest beardo

for about 5 years running now my favorite quote has been DIELER

 

"how do you barbeque potato chips?"

 

close second is GREY with

 

"forever school"

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One of my friends once said this about procrastination...

 

"I was so busy doing nothing I couldn't finish my work."

 

I use this one for one of my AIM away messages.

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"vapor likes figure skating"

 

"dude wheres your piece?" someone who got dissed i guess, right around when dude wheres my car was released.

 

'sweet home alabama"

 

"keep on truckin" yen

 

"ive got hockey hair"

 

that tight jeans one was awesome.

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One night me and my boy went out and we both fell in this huge creek that ran next to the highway with a large wall on the other side to prevent floods..well he pieced up there and it was kind of sloping, next to it, he put, "lopsided, i lost my left shoe.'

It was good..

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Guest Handjob
Originally posted by Boring Bastard

Quote:

 

SNAFU WON'T EAT PUSSY!!!

 

I remember that night man.....funny shit!!

 

whaaaaaaa? he's not doin it right, then...

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