AerosolKid Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Yo, I just got word that a boy I used to roll with out in hamburg got busted out in Buffalo. He was doing an underpass of a heavily trafficed area, and a can of paint fell off the ledge that he was on. It landed on the hood of a car, and naturally they pulled over to inspect the damage, and he tried to hide from them, but he wasn't fast enough. Naturally, the bitch called the cops and since he was UNDER the bridge, he had nowhere to go...CORNERED! Well, the cops showed up and got him down from there, asked him what he was doing, took all of his information down, and ran a record check...he was clean, and under sixteen, so he got off with a slap on the wrist and a confiscation of his cans. Plus, it helped that he was painting "STYOA," otherwise known as "Support The Youth Of America" piece along the whole wall. Had gone through like twenty cans and was just about done...one last little bit of outine to go. Get this...THE COPS ACCUALLY COMPLIMENTED HIM...THEN PAINTED OVER HIS PIECE! Pretty crazy right?! Give us your stories!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 SYOA? fucking gay what a gay, stupid, gay, lame, gay story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerosolKid Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 I'm not going to tolerate the language he just used. You wanna talk like a trash mouth...do it somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 not going to tolerate it? what can you possibly do about it? really? and i think ill just fill this thread with my semi drunk ramblings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 for instance today i was at uni, or college for you americans, and i saw a girl wearing the smallest pair of shorts ive ever seen crazy and food is too expensive there it sucks ass mainly because i have very little money in my expendable account for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 and whats with my tv at the moment fucking annoyins me stupid thing keeps on turning itself off oh wait imsitting on tthe remote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerosolKid Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 Whatever...if you don't have a story to share...plz...keep the fuck out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 hahaha Thread Hijack!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 dood im making this thread my own its my bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 speaking of which... it seems there is an abundance of women in my life after a severe drought of good looking ones (apart from the g/f) first there was one, now there are many life is good, go forth and mulitply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Ahh shut the fuck up AeroK. I know you're horny to know about the shit real writers have gone through so you can re-tell the stories to your friends. It's ok. But say word....I got a story to tell... One 'hawt' summer day, Bruce_1nR was painting at his little chill spot...cleaning up the mess that toys like you make. It's about 12:30pm... (AeroK, that means it's in the afternoon...not early morning past your bedtime) ...and he's been there for about two hours... (AeroK, since 10:30) ...and suddenly a person clears his throat behind him. Picking up his baseball bat and turning around, Bruce_1nR is suprised to see a little kid about the age of 13 standing there with an Ecko hoodie, mad baggy pants, and a messanger bag...also wearing an angry look on his face. "The fuck you lookin at?" Bruce_1nR asks. "d00d, why did you go over my pieces?" says the kid. "They wernt pieces!" Bruce_1nR banged the bat against the wall for effect. "d00d, those were my pieces-" "No" "my throw ups?" "No" "My tags?" "Uhh....not by my standards....Whatchu write kid?" "I write AK 154" "Uhh...okay..." "Now I gotta beat you up right? For going over me right? I don't want my crew to think I'm soft." "Sure kid..." Bruce_1nR gets into a fighting stance. "Well, maybe not...nevermind, I don't really like to fight anyway..." Says AK, as he takes a step back. "But I heard you smacked mad kids down and then you wrote 'Who shot ya?' over my throwie..." "Ahah, I was just kidding, I dont even have a gun...*checks his watch* uh-oh, 1:00! Time for mom to make me some foodz. Laters bitch." AK 154 turns around and Bruce_1nR smashes the shit out of him with the bat, knocking him out cold. Taking a can of flat white rusto (get with the good shit kids) he tries to write "Who beat you over the motherfucking head with a baseball bat?" But cant fit it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 and i find it highly unlikely the cop painted over it i call foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 anyone who writes ak deserves a bat to the head fuck a poser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Hell yeah, unless that cop was Joe Connley's brother, rolling around with a roller, stick, gallons of paint, a garbage bag to wear so he dosent get it on his bacon suit, and a lot of time on his hands.,.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 anyone who writes ak deserves a bat to the head fuck a poser d00d, ak for Aerosol kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 shouldve stepped it up a notch and kneecapped the son of a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Nah, damn...now I gotta go....peace nigguhs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerosolKid Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 Toy...Fuck you. I'm not a motherfuckin' toy. I don't care what the fuck you assholes think. You can go to fuckin hell for I care. You don't know me, so fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 this thread makes me :lol: so hard i started to :bawling: then i gots :mad2: but i was still:lol: :lol2: and :bawling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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